In GQ
Origin of “spittin image”
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Top that, I dare you.
MPSIMS - 9:36 pm EDT 17 APR 02
“Hysterectomy Stories”
“All this time I’ve been crapping the wrong way”
This almost made me ill.
MPSIMS this PM had
“Spice up a personal ad”
“Musings on my rack and box”
I think the 2nd is what the 1st needs.
Right above this one:
In which I reflect upon my 500 posts, and my time here at the SDMB…
I am so damn good it hurts!
MPSIMS 2:19 AEST 18-Apr-2002
All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way (scott evil)
Blowing you nose isn’t enough (scott evil)
Just 3 and 2 threads above this one:
“All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way!”
“Blowing your nose is not enough!”
“Spice up this personal ad”
“I am so damn good it HURTS!”
I noted this in IMHO a few days ago:
What was the last thing you ate?
Placenta Pot Pie
I think Terminus’ entry is too deadly for words.
Too bad this board doesn’t have the ‘not worthy’ smiley.
Right now. MPSIMS.
Happy thoughts
Unintentional Porn
GQ:
What’s the secret of Scotch Whiskey?
Digital Cable
one slightly in poor taste also in GQ:
When did the recent set of suicide bombings in Isreal begin?
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In MPSIMS:
All my life, I’ve been crapping the wrong way.
Funny signs you’ve seen.
IN MPSIMS at 1:14 p.m.
All these years, I’ve been crapping the wrong way!
Why would you name your kid this? I just don’t get it!
MPSIMS, just now:
75 year old impregnates 10 year old
Stupid pet peeves
I’m a bad person
MPSIMS, just now…
**75 year old impregnates 10 year old
DAMN you, Ben! And DAMN Jerry, too!**
Right now in MPSIMS
75 year old impregnants 10 year old.
Unintentional porn
What happens when you mix pop rocks and Coke, REALLY?
75 year old man impegnants 10 year old.
Is this legal?
Now in MPSIMS
75 year old impregnants 10 year old.
How legal is this?
(Not that I really enjoy making jokes out of the first one above, mind you.)
“impregnates”, of course. That’s what I get for using cut and paste from a secondary souce.
MPSIMS
Doper user names and their origins
Doper names you have mispronounced
Snuggle Bear Reveals His True Colors
75 year old impregnates 10 year old
How legal is this?
Happy Thoughts, Please
DAMN you, Ben! And DAMN Jerry, too!
Pain, Pain, Go Away! (Possible TMI)