I made this up at work yesterday and felt compelled to share it with you all. I hope you enjoy it 
Sing to the tune of White Christmas:
I’m dreaming of a Green Christmas
Unlike the ones I used to know
When the roads are icy,
And driving’s dicey
With yards of dirty piled snow
I’m dreaming of a Green Christmas
With every Christmas dish I clean
May your meals be yummy and lean
And may all your Christmases be green
Cars will pass, see them glisten,
Hear them crash, if you listen!
A horrible sight,
We’re slidin’ tonight,
Drivin’ in a Winter Wonderland.
Spin around, face the wrong way,
In the snow, it’s a long way.
The engine will squeal,
While I grip the wheel,
Drivin’ in a Winter Wonderland.
In the left lane, someone built a snowman;
We’ll pretend that he’s a circus clown.
Ask me if I’ll stop and I’ll say “No, man!”
“I’m gonna mow the (hmm-hmm humm-humm) down!”
Later on, we’ll perspire,
As we change a flat tire.
We’ll moan and we’ll bitch,
‘Cause we’re in the ditch,
Drivin’ in a Winter Wonderland.
Good one, Screech-Owl!