griping about my "unofficial" roommate

In My Humble Opinion
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Not really griping, just making a list of the things she does to annoy me. You know, she’s not really my roommate, she’s just my roommate parasi- errrrr, girlfriend, who practically lives at our house.

He owns the house and he’s cutting me a sweet deal on rent, so he can sleep with whomever he wants… but I have a right to complain about her, right?

1.) Long black hair clogging up the bathroom sink. Yes, my hair is falling out, but my hair is maybe, before a haircut, an inch long at best. I’m talking big black hairballs that clog the sink. We didn’t have this problem until she started staying over.

anyone else?

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So why don’t you gather up the hair-ball, put it in a baggy and say “Yo, Sue (or whatever her name is) this was in the sink - its nasty - try to keep yer hair outta the drain, K?”

Just a thought.