Gross Blender Drinks

The Game Room
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My theory is that for an optimally repulsive blend, you need to follow this pattern:

  1. Something sweet, especially if it’s overwhelmingly sweet;
  2. Something pungent, or just very wrong in texture, preferably both;
  3. Meat.

So, you could go with:

  1. Twizzlers
  2. Blue cheese salad dressing, and
  3. Catfish

for example. Or maybe,

  1. Count Chocula cereal
  2. Natto, and
  3. A turkey neck.

Better yet,

  1. Frozen pink lemonade concentrate
  2. Nutmeg, and
  3. Fried clams

The possibilities are endless.

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  1. casu marzu, hakarl, and lutefisk

cf’75

23

Mountain Dew, butter, and chunks of ham. For optimal sickness, blend the Mountain Dew and butter, add the ham, and stir.

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My god some of these are so funny.

Corn syrup
Unflavored gelatin
califlower stems

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You know, that smoothie wouldn’t be one iota more gross than the ingredients that made it.

My contribution -
Pork sausage
Peanut Butter
Applesauce

For people on a liquid diet -
Whole milk
Canola Oil
Lemon Juice

(ETA: I hope this doesn’t doublepost.)