Here’s an interesting little game for long car rides, just sitting around the house or otherwise. It’s simple enough that even kids can play, but complex enough that adults can have fun also. To wit:
Each player must pick 3 edible food items of any kind (no fair choosing motor oil or such like that). Items must be single foods–you can’t pick something like a TV dinner that has multiple foods in it.
Imagine that you have placed said items into a blender set on high, and mixed them together
Imagine what the result would look like–we’re going for color, consistency and just general “Oh my God that’s sick!”
I’ll Start:
Pink lemonade, lima beans and grape jelly
or perhaps
Tuna Fish (in oil), mustard, and lime jello
Simple as that. So who can find the sickest blender drink possible? Let the games begin!!!
(Aside to Mods–This seemed to be the most logical place for this, but if not, please grasp it firmly but gently (yeah, I know what that sounds like) by the collar and walk it to it’s proper place).
Whoops, my bad. Beverages are also acceptable as one of your 3 items, as long as they are safe to drink–no transmission fluid or pine-sol or like that. Should have specified this in OP.
Uncooked okra, blended well, and then pulse the blender just a bit as you toss in handsful of century eggs, and then pulse in a huge lump of casu marzu.
The okra gives you a thick, gelatious goo, the century eggs add rubbery lumps of brown egg white and sulfurous chunks of green yolk, and pulsing in a big hunk of casu marzu nets the stink of rotting cheese as well as lots of whole and partial cheese-fly maggots.
Wow! I was expecting some great responses, but some of this stuff would knock a buzzard off a s**t wagon. Is there no end to the talents of Dopers? You folks are my kind of people!!
