My bridesmaids have asked what I would like to do for my stagette. i have decided on a pub-crawl. In order to keep things interesting, I am making up “bingo cards” for each club complete with stunts each team must perform. Keeping in mind this is happening in public, I want your perverted little ideas…Sock it to me!
I volunteer to assist in “Pin the Penis in Poysyn”
Now that the hormone overload is out of the way :rolleyes:, good luck with finding horribly demeaning tasks.
I did not have a bachelor party. I was relegated to Go-Karts with the cousin-in-law.
Did I mention I was stone cold sober?
Did I also mention I’m still pissed about it?
Just make sure you have LOTS of fun. Hopefully, it’s the only one you’ll ever have.
Which pubs are involved in the pub-crawl?
Or, for the non-Winnipeggers among us (heathens) - what types of pubs are involved in the pub-crawl?
I was at a dance club one night with my brother and some friends. While there, we saw a bachelorette party show up. The ladys would flash the crowd when security and the DJ weren’t looking.
First off, Manservant, you are hereby invited to my stagette. Everyone should have at least one!, You may have to put up with at least one male stripper and a sex toy party, but you are more than welcome, if you’d like! You just have to get to Winnipeg!
Secondly - Pipeliner - I am calling Canad Inns this morning to ask if we can use some of their clubs. For the rest of you, this would mean a variety of Country, Techno, Dance and retro-Disco (Silverado’s, U4IA, Illusions and Boogie Nights).
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kiss a bartender
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kiss the whole band
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dance with at least 3 guys at once
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dance on the table
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go in the guy’s bathroom, and buy a condom from the machine.
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get a guy to go in the women’s bathroom and buy them a tampon from the machine.
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steal or sweet-talk the bartender into giving you a beer advertising sign.
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tie a knot in a cherry stem with someone else’s tongue. :eek:
Ooh, Poysyn, can I come too?
I’m thinking that an X-Rated photo shoot is a great way to celebrate the end of your single life. E-mail me and I’ll give you a list of suggested poses. 
Sorry guys, I dropped the ball. Thanks for the start of ideas, keep 'em coming, I need a lot of them, and I expect some good ones from you creative/sick minded types!
Montfort - Certainly you can come, but in order to increase the comfort level of the females, any men going must dress in disguise, namely women!
Damn…I always get stuck doing this. This time pay attention people!! As TVeblen and ChrisCTP can attest, nothing makes for a night of pre-wedding antics like a giant inflatable penis
Hmm, I can pull it off, I think. I have the hair, definitely, and I just need to shave, borrow some of Anniz’s make-up, and maybe a dress, too. How do I look, darling?
A big inflatable penis is an excellent idea, more of them please!
(I’m so needy today)
My bridesmaids made it up. Some of the things I remember:
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[li]A button the I chewed off of a willing guy’s shirt, while he was wearing it.[/li][li]A condom from an actual wallet. You’d be suprised how many men are unwilling to admit they carry a condom (or don’t).[/li][li]The elastic waistband from a pair of tighty whities.[/li][li]A pair of boxers.[/li][li]A group of four men to sing “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin” to me.[/li][/ul]
I can’t remember any more…probably because I consciously try to block out that period of my life…but it was a fun bachlorette party.
Have a good time!
Technically, I got you covered.
Can I come too?
I sure would like to see Montfort
dressed like a woman.
Sure Anniz, the more the merrier!
The date is September 29th, and you have to get here on your own, but I can find ya a place to stay one here!
Hmmm… 29 September, eh? Anniz and I are shooting for an early September wedding date.
How about a honeymoon in western Canada, dear?