Outstanding:
want2know – Andy Large - **Andy Pettite ** (knew it last night, forgot to submit it).
Zeldar, looks like you’re all covered.
“Thought is the labor of the intellect, reverie is its pleasure.”
I was asking for new clues, not just confirmation that I didn’t have the answers yet. If we’re to wait until these dawn on me, the thread is likely to be long gone by then and it seems there are only three or four of us even checking in. Even Sternvogel with all his help has been random in appearance.
ETA: I see you must have meant my outstanding ones are all counted for. I thought you were saying: “No more clues, Loser.” 
I went and googled Arden and got a comic named Myrin (new to me) and that looks like a close fit with Marine, so I’ll go with that.
I never heard of Rupert Grint before googling, either. And Grint resembles Grind, so there’s my shot at that one.
Like I said, my clues might be too clever for their (and your) own good.
You got it! From MadTV and, yes, I was surprised it was pronounced “Marine” too.
You got this one too. Rupert plays Harry Potter’s best friend, Ron Weasley in, well. Harry Potter. Grint is an Old English variant of “grindeth,” hence my previous clue “In the old days, I’d say this one weareth you down.”
I’ll leave my new clues as they are.
Just for the hell of it, and maybe for the benefit of newcomers to the thread, and so the ones of us who’ve been playing all along can check for unsolved (and any I may have missed or duplicated) names, here, in order, are what was here at 8:48 AM, Friday.
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Judy Wreath
Tom Skeins
Brad Quarry
David Shovel
Britney Javelins
James Sienna
David Athlete
George Sapling
Glenn Near
Timothy Tops
Morris Filbert
Doris TenOClock
Peter O’Implement
Werner von Heft
Madelyn Scam
Billie Vacation
Charlie Jacket
Red Snaps
James Teacher
Carrie Trowler
Angela Collie
Judas Cleric
Stevie Think
Randy Johnfils
Lucille Orb
Tommy Melody
Richard Before
Marianne Loyal
Bob Despair
George Sears
Gladys Rook
Mae East
Simon Hood
John Agony (old guy)
John Fade
Jack Savior
Billy Sabbath
Billy Saltine
Gene Tamer
Jane Drape
Alan Boy
Harrison Shallow
Russell Magpie
Sharon Pebble
Penis Wonka
Lyndon Penis
Mao Ze Penis
Phillip K Penis
Pe- Parnell -nis (late NJ Congressman)
John Han-penis
Vera Penis
Michael Penis (aka M Savage)
George Monk
Gower Loser
Larry Ejaculate
Steve Piccolo
Lee The Meadows
Larry Monarch
Tuesday Solder
Sandra Ouch
Monte Snowball (old cowboy)
Monte Corridor
Monty Itchy
Eric Notverybusy
Chevy Pursue
Joey Rabbi
President Westlog
Gamble Midler
Tina Effeminate
Brian Craving
Tim Grain
John Garth
Penis VanLesbian
Chris Boulder
Donald Beat
Rosalind Murmur
Natalie Anthracite
Heavy-hearted Danner
Jeremy Pressers
Kevin Batshit
Kevin Lithuanian
Kevin Sausage
Sean Typewriter
Sherilyn Swamp
Shirley Church
Donna Stick
John Dwellings
Hugh Truck
Jean Lasvegas
Ray Chuck
Michael Didnotgetasmuchdirtoutastheother
Cat Copse
Tommy Dune
Gregg Cashew
Ethan Cylinder
Dick Muttonchops
Tommy Strangles
Mike Mallet (fictional)
Louis Legweak
Jerome Turkeys
Natalie Lumber
Lucas Ebony
Larry Rundownmale
Andy Large
Bobby Conjunction
Stella Austin (fictional)
Tim Spice
Drew Zephyr
David Barcelona
Tony DuPont
Patrick Birthingafemaleovine
Outhouse Kilmer-loo
Don ThisPerson’sGotTo
Howard Disciplinary
Rush TwigShoot
James Inmate
Gerald Mustang
Hugh Feathers
Justin Lumberpond
Shirley Czar
Mahalia Johnfils(!)
Yolanda Smallestmolecularunits
Jodie Schlitz
Julia Infant
Buster Lobster
Lex Seal
Ray Stupid
David Hang
Diane Alley
Billy Stemware
Billy Statue
Kathleen Skirmish
Willard Welshman
Marvin Sad
George Canoe
Diana Walk
Wilt Householdmanager
Gloria Champion
Diane Celebrate
David Lifeforce
Paul Michael Glassfitter
Shirley Low-pitched
Lillian Hadesmale
Martin L Sovereign
Debbie Benefit
Eva Marie LDSer
Winford Wines
Carroll Cakemaker
Mavis & Pop Fasteners
Gabby Smog
Jeff Ferries
Julie Liverpool
Victor Ripe
Foster Streams
Shelley Taxi
Hedda Frog
The Smudges Brothers
Vincent Cost
Christopher Riding
Jason Died (fictional)
James Stock (fictional)
Buddy Mistletoe
Philip Tumbler (music)
Eric Lazy
Chris Barrelmaker
Allan Chevy
James Headmaster
Eugene Dam
Steve Purplebird
Martha Cracker
Bill Bloomingdale
Maureen Spiceseller
Moses Weapon
Jeffrey Left
Glenn Flossworker
Harry Meathead
Margaret Carbohydrate
Dan Ambivalent
Anderson Barrelmaker
Barbara Threebrennans
Shirley Cannibismound
Shirley Fiends
Diane Boy
Eleanor Putonatint
Bob Made-us-pay
Lew Total-ash
Peter Tombs
Calvin Mobius
Jesse Lift-daughter
Elton Utility
Sophia Cheap-place
Stone Plymouth (both names)
Ricky Hammerlock
Jimmy Dromedary
Sarah Horseperson
John Laundry
Gabriel Incinerate
Stephen Hairless-victory
Dudley Not-as-much
Peter Shakers
Faye Dismisses-Bill
Jackie Happy-Offspring
Will Metalworker
Calvin & Choice-Name
Don Tangles
Svelte Selections
Loo Foot-sore
Hyena Attacker
Punch Lumber-smooth
Poor-soft Cog
Stroke Barrier-town
Frozen Sphere
Sarah Onepointsixonekilometers
Don SpiffApple
Rupert Pulverize
Michael Tigris
Steve Imaginaryrabbit
Daniel Harvardsister
Jane Viewextra
Jordan Shavings
Arden Jarhead
Gary Bountyhunter
Emma Holmessidekick
Tigris Tuscon
Container Supplementalinsurance
Amplifier Divorcéeconsort
Smudge Ramparttown
Woodie Passerine
Foodkeeper Admiral
Ligneous L-Shapedtoolname
Hairstyle Aspiration
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An impressive list, if I do say so.
In case this has run its course, thanks for making this a great way to kill a day or two.
Okay, I got two of the previously unsolved ones:
Michael Jordan
Mike Wallace (Wallis Warfield Simpson was the divorcée who inspired King Edward VIII’s decision to abdicate the throne for “the woman I love”)
I was thinking of clues, but hesitated to post them with so many outstanding (in both senses of the word). Here are a few:
Johnny Pines
Amy Portsenate
Ed Dirtytruck
Ralph Zenith
Jack JerseyShoreTourist (this requires some knowledge of slang)
Paul Setter
Amy Deny
Jimmy Drayman
Earl Conjunctions
Arnold Pilgrim
And although they’re not celebrities, two people in my life were actually given this treatment. See if you can guess their last names:
David Side
Lillian Leg-en-bass (the hyphens aren’t in the actual name, and the “en” particle will be unchanged – think of possible substitutes for “leg” and “bass”)
Thanks for some real zingers, Sternvogel.
Ralph Zenith = Ralph Nader is all I can get without more head-scratching.
Nice work on Jordan! And I’m pretty sure all my hair would be white before I made the Wallace connection.
I am no good at all with cryptic crosswords so those clues that go through several levels stump me after the first or second one. And if I have never heard of the person, that makes it even harder.
Just letting you folks know I’m still sweating over the ones with no answers and not just ignoring the thread.
Thoughts so far:
Pines could be some other tree or a sub for longs or yearns or shorts
Portsenate could have the port for left or the wine or the place you dock a ship and senate could be congress or house — WINEHOUSE?
Dirtytruck could be soil van or grimy lorry or muddy jeep
Setter could be pointer or spaniel or pitbull
I’ll be back!
Earl Butz!!! A man ahead of his time!
Jimmy Drayman = Jimmy Carter
Good gets, guy!
Still outstanding (with clues):
Gloria Champion - Haven’t you ever acted as guardian to something or someone.
Don SpiffApple - This just a simple polishing Job.
Jordan Shavings - peelings, peels or pickings - It’s comedic, what the layers will reveal.
Garry Bountyhunter - Even with the correction, any LEO will do.
Woodie Passerine - This particular type of bird (though not a parrot) is now associated with dirty talk.
Foodkeeper Admiral - Nimitz was not the only name associated with football.
Well, since they’re not famous I’m going to hand you a list in each case.
Side – front back rear lateral ventricle edge angle border rim face main (as dish)
Leg – arm thigh knee toe foot elbow tenticle
Bass – Soprano alto cello guitar drum piano trout bream barracuda shark
Anything close in any of these?
Johnny Bench?
Jack Benny.
Three more tries here:
Jack Benny
Paul Reiser
Amy Grant
New ones:
Eddie Amble.
Ed AppleGuys.
Joan Stomachcrosswater.
Phyllis Cardplayer.
Derek Tothrow.
Abednego Seamstress.
Couch Bedsmoother.
All of my celebrities have been solved correctly, with the exceptions of Ed Dirtytruck (although Zeldar came very close to getting it – think of “dirty” as a verb and the solution should appear) and Arnold Pilgrim.
My college roommate was David Edge. He had a Frisbee on which he had written his surname on the rim, so I jokingly asked him if he needed a reminder of where to grip the disc when someone told him to “grab it by the edge”.
Good thinking of both pronunciations of “bass” – in Lillian’s case, it was the short-a fish. Her last name was Armentrout.
I’ve got two of these, I think:
Joan Crawford
Phyllis Diller
Is Abednego Daniel (I can’t think of a single Meshach or Shadrach)?
Is there an Eddie Walker or Eddie Trott?
Is there a Sol (soil) van?
Okay, Sternvogel, after a names search at IMDB I found a couple of contenders for
Arnold Pilgrim
One is a true stretch but if you take “staying” as sort of an antonym for “pilgrim” as in somebody “staying home” then
Arnold Stang
would fill out the stretch pretty well. At least I have heard of him, dead for decades though he could be. ETA: IMDB says he’s still alive and did something in 2002. WIBD
The other guess is
Arnold Rovers
which is 100% guess. At least it fits the requirements, eh?