Sorry just had to do it. Now I suppose I have to cough up a line.
“Come now everyone! We’ve got so much time and so little to do!”
“Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.”
- Willie Wonka
“It’s a whole half bottle of Lilac Vegitol. It’s from both of us.”
The Jerk
“Around here I’m the leper with the most fingers.”
Sorry, don’t know any of those, but I had to add this one:
“What’d I tell you? Ain’t nobody in there! Where the fck you going, motherfer? Don’t go in my goddamn bedroom! Stay out of my motherf*ing closet!”
Dolemite?
Magnolia?
Ahhh that’s it. I knew that I knew it from somewhere.
How about:
Guy#1: Why wont the Motherf**ker sink?
Guy#2: It’s the great salt lake dude.
Guy#1:So?
Guy#2: It’s like, full of salt, it’s the saltiest lake in the world.
Guy#3: Yeah, the salt makes stuff Boyant.
The Two Jakes.
“You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your whiskers! I must kiss you!”
Willow.
“I’m not in the habit of bringing strange American men home, you know”
(this may not be exactly how it goes, but it’s close enough)
An American Werewolf in London?
“Ah, AK-47! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf**ker in the room!”
Jackie Brown
“Let’s get out of here!”
Just kidding.
“Frodo, you truly are the Lord of the Rings.”
Just kidding
“Who said we were terrorists?”
“South to drop off, moron!”
Die Hard
“I saw Bigfoot once.”
Mr. Mom
“Our mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent.”
correct, Knead! (i’m not that imaginative).
First mystery movie: “I’ve been ionized, but I’m OK now”
Second mystery movie: “I’ll have a warm beer with a human hair in it”. (Somewhat paraphrased, but close enough.)
Another line from second mystery movie: “Are you sure it’s confident heterosexual?” (Once again, paraphrased, but close enough.)