That was supposed to read Joan of Arcadia’s brother whose name I don’t remember who was played by John Ritter’s son.
You’re a bunch of Australian seagulls from Finding Nemo.
Wile E, that was Kevin.
I don’t talk much. I spend alot of time with my friend, just hanging around. My friend is an idiot who is always looking to score. But something tells me he’s a little into guys. I met Luke Skywalker, although thats not what I called him. I’ve also saved animals from horrible doctors, assisted in a jewel robbery, punched an angel and I’m always wearing armor.
Who am I?
You are Silent Bob, of many fine films.
I will track him to the ends of the earth to get the two dollars he owes me.
bingo
MY DAD! lol. No guess, I’m sorry
You must be the newspaper delivery boy in Better Off Dead (Johnny?).
Nobody’s even attempted this one yet…but it might be a wee bit TOO obscure…
And a newer, easier one:
Well, our mentor and coach died suddenly before our last game, and I lost hope for a while. I was ready to give up, take the easy payoff, and run away. But before I got too far, a chance encounter at the airport made me realize that I had to go back and go for the win anyway.
I love my job. I know some people say that, but I mean it. All I need to get through the day is my prized possesion, and everything’s fine. I haven’t recieved a paycheck in a while, but I’m sure I’ll get all the money that’s coming to me.
Gollum? 
I’m guessing whathisface of the red stapler from Office Space? (Dammit, what’s his name? It’s right on the tip of my, er, fingers)
DingDingDing (hours later)
Milton.
They took me away from my mom, and all my brothers and sisters. Now I live with a lot of weird creatures - some are nice but some are really mean.
I’ll win the contest in the end! Bet that’ll do.
Thank you!
Babe.
I am the epitome of style and fashion. And etiquitte. I get my astonishigly good looks from my mother the baker and my grandmother the comedienne. Bite me!
Vince Vaughn from “Dodgeball.”
I was going to guess John Constantine.
I think all of you living in a box is seriously freaked up, cuz there’s, like, a Universe in all of us, man!
I don’t know any of the open ones. Here a couple of my favorites, tho.
1.) For years that was the last thing he said to me each night.
“Good Night; good work. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
2.) I woke up in a bathtub with no memory and a small puncture wound in my forehead.
I don’t remember who I am.