Age & sex: 7, male.
Child usually wears derby, collarless, shirt, ragged trousers. associates with various children his age. Often seen with white mongrel dog with circle around one eye. Child tends to involvement in humorous escapades.
2.
Age & sex; about 40, male.
Professional man. Usually wears dark suits, Keeps company with pretty, mature, dark-haired woman and taller, blond man. Frequent visitor to county courthouse.
3.
Age & sex: 23, female.
Subject often wears bikini and sandals, and is seen with graffiti painted on her body–nonce words. Dances boogaloo. Speech affected by malapropisms and mispronunciations.
4.
Age & sex: 60, female.
Heavy-set, sturdy woman. Married approximately 15 years. Medical records show her to have borne at least ten children. Lives in rural region.
5.
Age & sex: about 45, male.
Subject related unhappy family history. Mother deceased about 1985. Subject entered military service in 1969; sent to Vietnam. Injured in combat; records show subject received Medal of Honor. Told of friend killed in battle, commanding officer crippled. Romantic episode in life ended when woman died, apparently of preumonia.
6.
Age & sex: age unknown; believed to be about 45. Female.
Subject showed considerable talent in singing and dancing. Had been seen in baseball stadiums through to September 24 of this year. Had been heard speaking with affected Caribbean Spanish accent.
7.
Age & sex: about 35; male.
Subject’s medical records indicate fractured left leg; subject sent home and hired a visiting nurse. Speech and symptoms suggest cabin fever and suspicious habit of observing neighbors. Further medical and psychiatrict treatment urged.
8.
Age & Sex: about 25; female.
Subject is married; has infant son. Is currently living under roof of her parents, in constant acrimonious situation. She does not speak with a New York accent (the home is in Queens, NY), although her parents do. Counseling or moving away is recommended for well-beling of all.
9.
Age & Sex:
23; male.
Subject received honorable discharge from U. S. Army. Was assigned to medical unit near Panmunjom. Bucolic upbringing obvious from deportment, speech, and apperance. Military records indicate subject was returned home following death of his uncle. Despite lack of extensive formal education, subject has a strong sense of organization and well-developed ability to deal with difficult people.
10.
Age & sex: 55; male.
Subject shows extreme conceit; he admitted he has large photographs of himself in his home. Despite this attitude he is gainfully employed, in fact as a television news anchor. Congenial attitude and bumbling manner do not disguise subject’s exaggerated self-esteem.
- Buckwheat
- Perry Mason
- Goldie Hawn
- Forrest Gump
- Lola
- L. B. Jeffries
- Walter O’Reilly
- Ted Baxter
#1. Stymie (Buckwheat typically went hatless, or wore a flat-topped hat in later appearances).
#4. I’m also stumped on this, but I might as well take a flyer on Ma Kettle.
#8. Gloria Stivic.
#4 - Forrest Gump
Not only late, but a typo as well. Not my day, that’s for sure.
11 Male age unkown but is an adult
Subject has anger management issues. Frequent outburst of unitelligble speech. Subject only wears a hat and coat, no pants or shoes.
Yosemite Sam
<snerk> Yosemite Sam. Heh.
#11. Donald Duck.
3: Judy Carne
12: Age/sex: Mid-forties, female. Divorced, mother of four*, lives in a nondescript suburb of St. Louis. Has worked at an oil refinery, and subsequently a bar. Virtually all of her romantic attachments have been with alcoholics. She and nearly all the members of her family have the same names as dead celebrities/historical figures.
*Her four children were portrayed by seven different actors.
Golly, guys, I can’t identify those. St. Louis?
#4 was Ma Kettle. #10 was Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show).
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15. Age & sex: 40; male.
Subject is physically healthy; seems to have an adventurous attitude. Military records identify him as a former naval intelligence officer in Vietnam, and a prisoner of war (escaped). Strong sense of humor obvious from his speech and deportment; shows dog bites on shins; has picked up a few words of British military slang; claims expertise in helicopter flight and knowledge of criminal elements in vicinity.
16.
Age & sex: 35; female.
Subject is married; medical records show her to have borne two children, both full-term deliveries. Considerable degree of self-control obvious. Subject related variety of misadventures of her younger son.
17.
Age & sex: about 33; female.
Subject is married; recently bore twin daughters. Lives in Brooklyn, NY; husband is high-school teacher. According to interviews she has shown little skill at cooking.
18.
Age & sex: 18; female.
Subject speaks with Tennessee accent. Lives with father, grandmother, and cousin. Subject claims to have considerable skill in handling animals. Academic status not suitable for professional career, however. As with No. 17, little or no skill with cooking.
19.
Age & sex: 45; male.
Subject employed as policeman. Very even-tempered, low-key person. Claims to have fired service revolver only twice except on police firing range. Seems to have strong sense of justice, strong opposition to recreational drug use, among other things.
20.
Age & sex: 22; male.
Subject employed by fire department. Unusually slim physique; personnel records show him to be conscientious and skilled employee. Has crooked smile, and usually too-long dark hair; seems to be something of a ladies’ man.
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Rusty Stover
Let me try a few:
NDP 1 - Age and sex: approximately 30; female. Religion: Catholic. Subject is single and works for a federal law enforcement agency. Physically petite with red hair; demeanor is coolly rational and highly analytical. Exhibits low tolerance for “out there” explanations.
NDP 2 - Age and sex: late 60’s-early 70’s; male. Religion: Jewish (mostly non-practicing). Subject is divorced and has an unknown number of children. Works in the entertainment industry and is believed to have suffered facial disfigurement as a result of his job. Subject six feet tall and heavy set; has history of heart disease. Personality: temperamental and self-absorbed. Highly opportunistic with numerous job-related business ventures but poor handler of personal finances.
NDP 3 - Age & sex: 50; female. Subject is childless and divorced but maintains professional relationship with one of her former husbands. Claims to work in the entertainment industry despite no evidence of recent employment. Subject is reclusive and highly narcissistic; prone to delusions of grandeur and psychotic breaks with reality.
- Grace Kelly
- Julie Kotter
- Ellie Mae Clampett, though I believe the Clampett’s are from the Ozarks.
- His name is Friday. He’s a cop.
- John Gage
Special Agent Dana Scully, FBI
Herschel Krustofsky
[quote=NDP}NDP 3 - Age & sex: 50; female. Subject is childless and divorced but maintains professional relationship with one of her former husbands. Claims to work in the entertainment industry despite no evidence of recent employment. Subject is reclusive and highly narcissistic; prone to delusions of grandeur and psychotic breaks with reality.[/QUOTE]
Not sure. Norma Desmond?
kd99_1enjoys entering his own code by hand, but occasionally gets into trouble by not previewing. :smack:
Special Agent Dana Scully, FBI
Herschel Krustofsky
Not sure. Norma Desmond?
Right, right, and right.
M1. Age and sex: 38 (at last check). imale. Subject appears unable to complete simple tasks, yet has succeeded many times despite this. Subject is never too far from public eye, be it due to one of his many occupations or just meddling in other people’s business- despite this, no one seems to mind. Subject is married, has three children- unable to reproduce futher due to complications involving major source of income.
M2: Age and sex: Unknown, possible mid-30s to early 40s, male. Subject often involved in fantastical business differing quite drastically from his given occupation, presumably due to recent emigration from previous home due to possible magic-related instances or job hazard. Has murdered small creatures in the range of millions, yet has not been arrested for these crimes due to the fact these creatures were actually enemy soldiers. Frequently exibits drug-enhanced growth spurts.
M3: Age and sex: Unknown, male. Subject is laid-back and stoic unless provoked. Has been known to seek revenge by dirty tricks, pranks, and a possibly illegal arsenal of weapons. Unemployed. Often seen in public naked, wearing only gloves.
M4: Age and sex: Unknown, male. Subject currently unemployed, yet financially well-off due to recent events. Outgoing, friendly, however, has a past criminal record. Often seen in the company of brother and two females. Always carries a piece of paper in his pocket.