I was raised on an idyllic planet. Moments before its destruction, I was rescued by a passing commander and joined his crew. Although I am brilliant, my real value to the crew seems to be arching my eyebrow and being a real animal (for short periods of time, anyway).
Hmm. The first one reminds me of Sam Gamgee in the “Very Secret Diaries” spoof, but that can’t be it, can it?
The second one is Keyser Sose.
It can, and it is.
Also right on the second.
Dude from Big Lebowski?
True, but her Daddy never bought her a bow-wow.
Here’s another:
I was a master acrobat in the circus, but got brainwashed and tried to kill the President of the United States.
Sorry, no…
Nightcrawler?
Maya in Space:1999
Brewster - that’s the buddy’s name.
I haven’t seen a lot of obscure movies.
I was a star high school baseball player. I got into a fight with my girlfriend and let my drunk friend drive me home, and now I’m paralyzed. My sister hallucinates.
Correct! Brewster was played by Richard Prior, and the guy I was channelling – Spike – was played by John Candy.
My cough is getting much worse, but I’ll surprise you all and make it to the big shoot out and save the day.
Covering up my junk Yeah?
Although I have a skin condition, I love my wife. Yeah, each day is better than the next.
Sounds like Doc Holliday to me.
I was the President of the United States, even though I wasn’t elected. While in office, I called in a buddy and he balanced the budget.
I have the DVD set but haven’t got around to watching it yet.
Hey, Dave, tell me about the time you caught a fish that was “Thiiiiiis biiiiiig”!
New one: I see the Antichrist every day. Sometimes in a tree.
Joan of Arcadia.
I’m in a hurry so here’s an easy one.
“Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!”