:smack:
That’s much better than mine…
Ha ha ha! Flushed a lurker out of hiding! You just made my day! (Now, stick around and make my year.)
Correct! And, welcome! Now that you’re here, feel free to toss one of your own into the ring…
Next!
Y’know, ever since I got into this stinkin’ country, I’ve been doing my damnedest to get out. But now that we all get to leave, I’m gonna stay for a while! Man, maybe I really am crazy! Well, hopefully my wife will find her folks sooner rather than later…
And another:
I don’t know what he sees in that violent tomboy; he should be here with me, his cute fiancee! And hey, I can cook…
Yeah, but does she wear your dresses? Oh, wait, I forgot that you gave most of them away.
Hope you find your in-laws, Klinger.
I knew that one wouldn’t last long. Does anyone know if he actually did find his in-laws? I seem to have blocked any recollection of watching AfterMAS*H from my mind.
Another one (I can’t seem to stop myself):
I lost my parents while we were at this strange amusement park/spa/resort place…so I ended up working there for a few days until I could find them again. (It turns out that they were pigging out at one of the food stalls.)
yuppers
Last clue (if it’s still open tomorrow, I’ll give the answer
Don’t mind if I do.
I got life in prison for trying to resuscitate an old man (while buglarizing his house). My brother got me out after I agreed to become a government test subject. Now the Department of Fish and Game has me on their payroll, but I’m only staying to keep my sanity.
Ukyo Kuonji.
Gasundheit.
(any5) No matter what I do, no matter how good at my job, I can’t get ahead. And now I have a stuck up, conniving witch for a boss, who’s so full of herself, she thinks it’s okay to claim my ideas as her own.
“The Gods Must Be Crazy”
“Spirited Away”
Added clue:
…Or I’ll freak out.
(any6) I’m destined for great things in a great city. I’ve been looking forward to this move as long as I can remember. But something happens en route and I am waylayed in this tiny little community. All I can think about is getting out and getting back en route to my destiny. Yet there’s something about this town…
Mine is still open. I’ll add another clue.
Clue 1) I’m just a simple bus driver, with a fondness for banana’s. Everyone is so nice to me – or they’re trying to kill me…
Clue 2) I like to play the party game “The Minister’s Cabinet”, but I’m not sure of the rules…
Clue 3) My actor won an Oscar, but not for this role.
At least someone got the movie.
I am a successful career journalist who can’t keep a secretary.
anyrose, for any6, are you George from It’s a Wonderful Life?
Doc Hollywood?