No, no my faithful commander! I would never…ever…ummm, no, I wouldn’t! And I am not either starting to smell like them! That’s just because we changed fabric softeners this week! No, I can still be trusted. Really. Really.
Get away from me, Little Ed! They’re already starting to suspect something and if they see me with you, my cover is blown for sure!
For the Cause, brother.
Norinew,
weeelll, ok as long as you promise you haven’t gone over to the other side. I coulda sworn we had been infiltrated though.
Message to the Organisation:
Cancel last message. We have not been compromised, our integrity is still intact, repeat, our integrity is still intact. The mission goes ahead.
ok here is the plan:
Once we get one of our team inside then it is the mission of that brother (or sister) to kidnap the hamsters. Fiendishly clever eh? No hamsters, no message board.
Once we have the hamsters in our possession we will issue a statement that unless we are granted admission then we will free the hamsters into the wild, one by one. In order to prove we have the hamsters, we will send them a photograph of one of the hamsters holding up that day’s newspaper. And also a tape recording so that they will know it is their hamster not just some lookalike.
They want us to believe that they keep the hamsters in a locked vault but don’t believe them. This is a trap! They want to lure us into the vault whereupon the doors will close and we will be imprisoned. I happen to have information that the hamsters run loose inside the secret moderators forum so the priority is to gain access to that.
This is a secure thread so we don’t need to worry about eavesdroppers but remember, not a word of this is to leave this thread.
lure in all the guestess so we can eats their brainssssss…
Mmmmmm. . . guestbrains. . .mmmmmm.
Jojo, I didn’t mean that; I swear; I just had to say it so they’ll still think I’m one of them, the better to hamsternap their rodents! Clever, yes?
You are wise beyond your years, norinew. Much have I learned from your steadfast attitude and your ingenious ideas.
How many battles is it now that we have seen together? Well, none I suppose but who cares, we will go into this last great battle together, united.
Agent Askol,
I’ve been thinking about your post.
What better day to make our move than the day of the fools? It’s the last thing they’ll expect. And how perfect the justice! On the day of the fools, we make fools of them!
They’ll be fat on the foods of Fool’s Day, silly with the atmosphere. They’ll all be playing their so called “practical jokes” on one another. This is when they will be at their weakest, this is when we will strike.
We move at dawn.
For the Cause!
Dawn of the dead? MMmmmmmmm… for the cause of brainsesssss…
ok, I’ll go haunt another thread now
Surely you speak the truth, mine captain. Although I was born in 1961, I am wise as one who was born in 1959!
Again, in your wisdom, you speak naught but the very truth; however, I feel I’ve known you forever. In another life, mayhap?
No, no, my wise captain! Please listen carefully to my advice; wisely using this title I now bear (falsely though I may bear it) of “charter member”, I have divined that they are expecting us to attack on the day of the fools! They say that we are fools, therefore that is surely the day we will attack! Therefore, we must let the day of the fools pass by with not so much as a hamster squeak from us; we will wait one fortnight plus one week beyond the day of fools, by which time they will assume we have humbly given up our quest; they will think they have defeated us, with their fancy titles and search priveleges! Then shall we strike!
ATTENTION Guests, your General has been captured. General Jojo Schmojo was bought over for a measly $5. He sold his soul and promptly abandoned his cause. And deserted you.
The resistance has been crushed. We get signal. Main screen turn on. You have no chance to survive make your time. All of your base are belong to us.
Famous last words
You rebel scum.
General. Ha. Sounds more like spy to me. :dubious:
Down with the spy.
OK, I’m in.
The diversion worked. Agent norinew started a thread about DVD players in IMHO which drew everyone’s attention (excellent work agent norinew - what do we care of their so-called “DVD players”?) In fact, the diversion was so good that even I found myself looking at it until I remembered that it was my cue to move.
All the mods were gathered around the diversion - they only had MEBuckner on sentry duty. I merely waited for him to fall asleep, as he always does when he thinks no one’s looking, and then I sneaked past.
Do not be fooled by the Charter Member under my name - I found a spare one in a broom cupboard. But it’s quite an old one and it’s already peeling off. So I will have to be quick.
I’m in the main lobby now, just at the bottom of the grand staircase. It’s…it’s so big in here…and pretty. All the pretty colours…
NO…must…focus…on the mission. But it’s so pretty…NO, FOCUS.
OK I glanced in the MPSIMS room, a load of people nattering about nothing. Not much of interest in there. I checked out the GD room - a load of people shouting at each other. GQ was right next door - people standing around with puzzled looks on their faces.
I haven’t located the secret forum yet where the hamsters are but I’ll keep looking. And I promise I will not be distracted by…all…the pretty colours.
They’re so pretty though…
Jojo, look at the light. . .look at the colors. . .feel yourself becoming one with the colors. . .now go look in the Pit; see the pretty fighting? The beautiful name-calling? Look in IMHO; they want your opinion, how could you deprive them of it? You are getting veeeeery sleeeeepy. . .nothing matters now but the colors. . .
mwahahahaha. . .my evil plot has succeeded! Fools! Pushovers, even! Mwahahahaha!
Well, I suppose I could give them a very quick opinion. That wouldn’t do any harm. Before I continue with the…ah…whatever it was I came in here for. Why did I come in here…? Oh, the mission. Right, the mission. Mustn’t forget the…er…thingummy.
Will you just LOOK at those colours over there.
Y’know, there was some talk for a while that “guests” might be treated like second-hand citizens here, but I really don’t think so. I think that we want to be hospitable to the guests, so that they will seiously consider ponying up the bucks to join. This influx of “new blood” (or in your case, “new fruit juice”) is what will keep the board fresh and interesting.
Don’t go towards the light. That’s what they want you to do! It’s a trap and if you go you won’t be coming back. Please stay away from the light.
Here I am giving you these special glasses ----> 
<---- Use them whenever you are around the light they will protect you and your smilies too. Don’t get caught without them.
Agent Ashkicker , over and out.
Oh, like you could really trust Ashkicker! Use those “special glasses” to more carefully read those two little words under his name! :rolleyes:
Ha! Take those glasses and read this. Even I fooled you. I am a she. 
I knew I could get in without detection. About that “charter member” under my name, I have a friend on the inside who provided me with the code to get that under my name. It worked great. I’m in and nobody is none the wiser + I don’t have to worry about it peeling, it’s permanent.