Is there anything worth boycotting from Rhea County? If not, then I second the “Build a wall around the county and chuck rocks at them” idea.
Never been to Rhea County but it is very small. I doubt it has much of anything to boycott. Chattanooga is not far from there is all I know.
They could have a gay test! It could be a battery of questions from various things like “Who is Gershwin?” to “Name Barbara Streisand’s Albums and Movies.”
That should root out any of the weirdos. :rolleyes:
Whoops. I just started a thread on this topic. I didn’t see this one. Perhaps a passing mod will just lock mine, since it’s redundant.
I do think this county needs to be placed off limits until they can all learn to play nice with other kids.
In 2004.
The sad thing is, I don’t think other chrisitans would think this THAT bad a thing…
SPAM is a crime against nature!
Well, vanilla, this Christian thinks it’s a pretty awful idea. Perhaps you could try and not paint us with such a broad brush?
Which Doper is it that has the sig by George Carlin, something like “All generalities are wrong…including this one.”
I AM a christian, and wouldn’t be surprised to find this idea not considered that weird by some chrsitians.
I did not mean to paint eveyrone, just Some, which is enough, when you think about it.
Seriously, Southerners, we’re trying like hell to get a fine, fine part of the country away from the Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel stereotypes, but sometimes WE JUST FUCKING DESERVE IT.
Goddamn, some people are an embarassment. Can we pick a couple counties, or even a state, declare it independent, and encourage all these people to move there? For the good of us all.
This thread had already been started on the topic, prior to this OP. Wonder if they can still be merged?
That said, I hope they get laughed out of court. :eek: :mad:
Please, help me escape this state.* I’m not gay, and I’m offended by this crap.
*I’m not kidding, folks, I want out of here. I just don’t have the money it takes to get me to a state that’s more civilized. I don’t ask for much, just the chance to live in a state where there’s no annual Klan meetings, there’s a desert, and I can have a decent paying job as a machinist. That’s not too much to ask, is it? See, I’m serious. I’ve posted this in both threads on the subject!
trade ya!
Come to Ohio, where they teach creationism and have bad winters.
I’ll take the good weather in TN!
The thread you link to is a discussion of a very different topic…
Be strong soldier. We need you there. I know it’s tough but just keep fighting for sanity and decency and …well…you’ll probably just be shitting into the wind, but at least it’ll look good on the resume.
I know these are just a few stupid people and not representative of all Southerners, but I’m still glad my Great-Grandmother’s family came north when they did.
Come to California, where we’re laid back about everything and the weather is great.
Of course, gas is approaching three bucks a gallon…
:eek: :o My apologies, you are correct. I don’t know quite where that brain fart came from.
Next item on the agenda for the Rhea County commissioners:
Replacing the radar guns in all police cars with gaydar guns.
FUCK THE RESUME!!! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
Hey man, I’ve got a spare couch, AND broadband, so when you try and access the Boards your pages can time out twice as fast 
Oh, and ‘nilla, I grew up in OH, and offered to let you and yer youngin’ crash on me couch (here in TN), if you’ll recall, so don’t blame me if yer hatin’ the cold up there. I’ve had enough of it, personally, and I want to live somewhere where there’s no freakin’ snow! (And more importantly, where I don’t have to listen to the weather man announce we’re all going to die because there’s a few scraggly little flakes which melt as soon as they hit the ground!)
Where are they planning* to deport all the unnatural abominations? Are they going to have one big mass conversion therapy session in church, or what? Man, that’s a lot of electrodes.
*Assuming, of course, they have gotten so far as to think “Hey, where we gonna put all them faggits?”