Guinnog, step right on in here

Freudian slip, perhaps, Starvers. Overdue for his medication, for surgery on the tumors of his own self-importance which are crushing vital organs in the cranium and chest, or, dare I say it, for a sense of humor transplant.

Since he’s not overly keen on mine, perhaps you could lend him a bit of yours?

In the spirit of this thread, I’ll chime in to say that neither the Gregorian Calendar nor the Julian has a Year Zero. :rolleyes:

And that CMC is a dork, but we knew that anyway.

You know Roge? I bet if I had posted the same shit about Stagemanager, more people would have jumped my ass. All you get is that nerple headed fucktwit SA. That fucker is so wrong he makes a three headed chicken look right. If that idiot took my side on something, I’d change sides. Think about that.

Well, roger, it looks like my sense of humor is lost on him, too. Oh, wait! Isn’t intelligence normally the hallmark of a good sense of humor? That explains it, I dare say!

Regarding the three-headed chicken remark, a septic: just remember that two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do. Think about that.

You gotta be shittin’ us, right?

He’s about as much missed as a bad case of jock rot.

Well, count me in with Starving Artist. I think Roger is occasionally witty and charming, and I think you are making as ass of yourself. Think about that.

Sorry to disagree, but the comeback from roger was pretty funny.
This long spew -

followed by the deftly understated

Well played, sir.

Regards,
Shodan

It must’ve been the ambien!

Holy Shit! SA and Shodan, get New Iskander and we’ll hit the asstard trifecta.

Silenus, your entitled to your opinion, but whether you like it or not I don’t consider you one of the asstards I mentioned above. Hell I don’t even consider Roger one of that special group.

I don’t know whether to be happy or to try harder. :smiley:

You get a :o for misreading the date stamp!?

:confused:

:dubious:

:smiley:

[sub]Am I the only one who thinks the “embarrassed” face looks like it’s giving a hummer? :([/sub]

P.S. I generally feel naught but disgust toward Clothahump’s posts, and mis-reading the date is a pretty goofy mistake, but for once I am in agreement with him - even a year late, it was a pitting well-deserved.

You used to play dressing-up games as a kid with a wig and a gavel?

For a proper back-handed compliment, how about Ruskin, I think it was, who said of Wagner’s music: “Not as bad as it sounds”?

Hey askeptic, I thought roger p0wn3d you too, so add me to your asstard list. I wouldn’t want to be the cause of inaccurate records-keeping.

ps: When accusing someone of being boring and long-winded, try not to sound like you’re a lunatic bum accosting invisible pink ninjas with your mighty word salad.

That, sir, is what I call a well-crafted put-down!

Sometimes, less is more.