<Lexicon pumps up a big-ass Super-Soaker that is filled with tequila poppers.>
Cowabunga! The tequila ninja strikes again!
Open up, folks, you’re gonna get even more sauced than was heretofore thought humanly possible!
<points nozzle end at pb’s pouty lips,>
Now isn’t that just a pretty picture? This stuff is all white and foamy when it shoots out.
Tastes like tequila poppers though, who else wants some?
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
:::Cristi casually strolls out of shower, Batman close behind:::
Whew, Watson! You are one creative fellow!
:::Cristi turns to see Watson, smiling and waving, and not dresses as Batman:::
What the…who the…
Oh. Well. I guess that explains why there were two. The other one wasn’t a toy, huh?
Well, it sure was fun! Hey, want to take a pudding bath?
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Holy hard pink nipples, batman!
Look at the body on that betty!
<pumps supersoaker furiously and gives the air a big squirt>
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Cristi:
Now you know why the call me the boy wonder!
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
:::sheepishly joining Purplebear, et al, in tub:::
Pops Jimmy Buffett CD and proceeds to whip up killer Tequila Sunrise for Purplebear and Cristi.
“…heaven on earth, with an onion slice, I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise…”
Sooo, I heard some dickhead tried to sabotage the ship? Now where did I put my snorkel?.. 
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren Zevon
Thanks for the tequila sunrise, Bluepony, I needed a drink.
Man, it sure feels good just to sit in this hot tub for a while and get clean, after all that jello and pudding and then the oil…
And, I think I saw a few feathers flying around in the other room. I sure hope those came from the pillows and not from that weird little aardvarky thing!
So, Sy, dear, so glad that you kept us from blowing up like that. You are soooo wonderful!! Come on over here and join us, you look like you could use some relaxation.
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Okay, who in the hell was messing with the Holodeck? One minute, I’m dancing in the streets of New Orleans, the next minute I find myself standing naked in the middle of a Baptist’s convention. That really wasn’t very funny guys…
Bluepony, those Tequila Sunrise drinks look good. Can you make one for me please?
:: sits down next to the hot tub and dips her feet in ::
Boy, after all that dancing, my tootsies sure do hurt!
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Care for a foot message, Shadow? 
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
KAFWOOOOOSHHHHHHH!
VB does a full gainer into the hot tub!
WOOOHOOOOO! 500TH POST! AND this thread is a quarter of the way to the original Guy Thread!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
<wiping the water from her face, Purplebear grins at VB, hands him a Tequila Sunrise, and continues to soak up the warmth>
Man, this is the life! Welcome aboard this tub,hehehe, Shadowfox. Here’s one for you too! Love that transmografier thingy!!
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Thanks Bluepony! Much appreciated! Hey, wait a minute…
:::ducks under water:::
Bluepony is naked.
:::ducks under water again, for just a bit longer:::
Could somebody hold my drink, please? Thank you.
:::faints:::
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Sure BigDaddy, you can rub my feet anytime! (plops her feet down on his lap). Hey, something just poked the back of my foot. Oh, I see. Well, I must say, I’m impressed by your ummmm…errrr…hmmmm, well, you know 
I could really use a backrub too. Any volunteers?
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Shadow
You realize, of course, that there will be some reciprocation required.
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers