Guy Stuff 3: The search for 2

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

<Sigh>
I guess the only way you can get acknowledged on this deep space frat party is to get naked and wet.
<slips into hot-tub, takes a shot of tequila (shoot, lick, suck) starts throwing peanuts at shadowfox>
Hey lady, heard any good jokes lately?

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

102

plops into VB’s lap

I’m not Shadowfox, but will I do? grin (And thanks for sharing, purplebear!) ANd now…yo Cristi! Got any more of those Cheesy Poofs? I’m getting hungry…

Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict

“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”

103

::sigh::
That’s ok PB. There’s still the swedish massueses.

::gets out of tub and onto massage table::

Oooh, that’s nice.

Now if only I had a slice of cheesecake.

104

<Staggering out from the direction of the showers, Purplebear slowly makes her way back to the hot tub>

Man!! I had NO IDEA!!! I need to rest and recuperate after all that. Say, BigDaddy, I’m really hungry now. I’ll take more of them ribs, and so what that they’re dripping with sauce, that’s the best part!!!

Hey, Lexi, can I sit by you? VB is busy with Falcon again. <you’re welcome, Falcon, dear>
And, BigDaddy, in a minute, or two or three,
I’ll come give you a great massage! Just as a thank you for not being mad at me.

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.

105

Here’s the Cheesy Poofs, Falcon!

:::tosses bag:::

Hey, is anyone else just a bit worried about our intrepid explorers, Watson & Bluepony? I’m getting a little nervous. I mean, chicks can be scary, but those women down there are…well, they’re downright dangerous. And in space, no news is not good news.

We got a distress call a little while ago, from a planet that really needs our help. Their beer stores are dangerously low, and they’ve offered us many gifts to come & help them out. They’ve offered to trade tequila, whiskey, salt, lime, chips, pickle bologna, and sex for a couple days use of our replicator. The women are so beautiful, I thought about switching teams. Then I saw the men. I’m still straight. Those men are unbelievable.

:::cracks open another beer, wonders about Watson & Blue, then wonders if we should head on to the next planet, where the people are waiting with very open arms…:::

Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.

106

<Staggers in clutching crumpled and smoking space helmet.>

Alright! Who’s the clown what vaporized me shuttlecraft? Goddam drunken children just can’t leave the bleedin’ shiny buttons alone . . .

I think them Xena babes musta been virgins or somethin’ . . . I swear it was like breakin’ teeth . . . Gave the little guy quite the workout . . . Toss me one of them bottles there wouldya? Thirsty work, that.

Hey, don’t let that sheep wander too close to that drunken aardvark lookin’ thing back there . . .
Dr. Watson
“The Official Rules may be changed, ignored, or broken by any Member at any time.”

107

Dr. Watson, so glad you’re back!! We were getting rather worried about you and Pony. Speaking of that: where is Bluepony???

And, Christi, yes, I agree, as soon as we get Bluepony back, we should head on to that other planet. They must be getting desperate by now, and as for those guys…
Lead me to’em!! :slight_smile: :wink:

And where’d Surg and Shadowfox run off to this time??

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.

108

< SSSSssssssssssss! >

Oh Falcon, bless you, sweetheart!

That’s *much[/] better!

Sigh! Pass me some of those ribs and another brewsky to put the flames out.
No not those flames! Falcon’s handling that. :slight_smile:

YO! Someone turn up the tunes! ‘Babylon Sister’ Rocks!

VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

109

sigh

Damn those UBB codes! I did it right, I did!

VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

110

So, what the fark are you corksarking iceholes up to, anyway?

And who’s driving?

Voted as: The poster you’d most like to meet.

I demand a recount.

111

We all are. It’s guided by collective consciousness. Oh shit. We’re in trouble!

VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

112

::wakes up with a Xenaclone on one arm and a Gabrielleclone on the other. He’s momentarilly satisfied, then he realizes he doesn’t remember any of it. His screams of anguish fail to accomplish anything but to wake his companions. they then proceed to re-enact the previous evening in excrutiating detail::

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

113

Well, PB, I’d be glad to help clean up that messy sauce that’s been dripping all over you :wink: And I’d also be glad to let you give me a massage. There’s one area in particular that could use a good rub down.

114

Hey! Falcon! Move over a little bit so I can sit down on his lap too. Okay, that’s much better. Can I have some of those Cheesy Poofs? Can somebody get me another margarita?

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

115

:::flings herself at Watson, giving him the full-bosom hug:::

Watson! You’re okay!

You’re not hurt. You’re not hurt. You fooled with those women, and came out unscathed.

Uhhh…are we having a temperature control problem in this ship? I suddenly feel very, very warm…

Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.

116

PSHhhhhhhht!

VB cracks another cold one.

This is the life!

Cold beer, Hot ribs, and TWO luscious, voluptuous babes on my lap!

ahem care to check out the handles in the shower, ladies?

Hot damn, Nervana!

Hey Seale, quit lighting your farts, it’s thick enough in here to start with, and besides, Techchick’s looking for her lighter!

VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

117

Cristi, the temperature of the ship is such that you want to take your clothes off. Is it working?

Takes a sip of some IceHouse. What’s good beer? The beer that’s here, stupid.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

118

Oh Vestal, you didn’t tell me that you were hung like a WHOOOP! WHOOOP!

(Looking around wildly), What in the Hell in that noise!? Oh my God! We are headed straight for the sun!! AHHHHHHH!

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

119

:: :peeling off clothing:::

Aaaah. Much better. But I’m still just a tad warmish. Damn that Watson.

:::empties Icehouse over self:::

Well. Now I’m naked & covered in beer. That feels a bit better, but not quite.

I haven’t tried out the showers with the handles yet. Who’s up for a go round with me? Heh.

This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here.

120

::grabs an Icehouse and drags Cristi to the showers to show off the handles he put in there and his other ‘handle’. Grab a hold!::

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.