Holodeck?? Nobody told me that there was a holodeck on this ship. I could have been wrestling in jello with Mel Gibson if I had known.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
::looks back and forth between PCW, Shad, and Cristi. He comes to a decision fairly quickly. Grabbing them by the waists, he tosses them on his shoulders and runs to the jello pool. After all, why limit yourself in #, hmm?::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
(Stalks onto Bridge, shoves Captain Sy aside, snatches transmitter.)
"SOS, SOS, Most Urgent, USS Guy Stuff transmitting . . . Repeat, Most Urgent . . . Mission Commandeered by Subversive Naked Women . . . Send Margarita Mix, Wesson Oil, Latex Wet-Suits, Welding Masks, Musical Instruments, Catcher’s Mitts, and Spare SuperHero Costumes soonest . . . Oh, and ‘C’ Batteries, lot’s of 'em, there’s only a few of us here . . . Repeat, Most Urgent . . . "
(Throws microphone down in disgust, and walks away muttering.)
Damned epics never live up to their billing, I guess a man’s just got to do everything himself around here . . .
Dr. Watson
“Why yes it is ma’am, but by the time you come out of the coma it’ll only be a fond memory.”
:: draws smiley faces on Surg’s back with the whipped cream as she is carted off to the pool of Jello::
is it watermelon flavoured?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Holodeck door opens and Captain Sy walks out.
Friggin’ holograms. . . beer NEVER tastes right. . .
Grabs a can of beer and takes a big chug.
Ahhh. . . much better. Hey, did somebody say “superhero costume?” Be right back. . .
Runs into ready room.
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
::runs over to the jello pool and grabs Cristi out of it. He presses a button and the jello starts churning. It’s mashed into a liquid and then drained and the pool fills with watermelon flaavored jello. In the meantime Surgoshan juggles naked, sticky women. Ain’t nullgrav fun?::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Look at me everyone! Watch the Amazing Shadowfox do a triple somersault with a backwards flip into the jello pool!
spin, spin, spin, SPLASH!!
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Sorry to leave you hanging, PB.
::hands ribs to P-bear. sauce drips all over the place… 
… :P… :P…wipes face::
Is that better? Let’s join the others in the jello pool, shall we?
Dammit, those should be :p, not
Why, yes, thank you so much, BigDaddy. For all of your help. And, yes, I do believe that I will join you in the jello pool. Sounds quite delightful! And, you sure have a way with that tongue!!! 
jumping out of the tub, naked bosoms jiggling, Purplebear runs away towards the jello pool, grabbing BigDaddy’s hand, and taking him along
Seeing as how VB and Falcon won’t even notice that I’ve gone…
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Well, P-Bear, I aim to please Shoot, I’m just warming up.
::Jumps in to pool::
There’s always room for jello.
Diving out of the sun (so to speak), VB does a header into the jello; Wow! Watermelon!
Ohhhhh Shadow, I just love naked sticky real red heads…MMMMMmmmmmmmmm!
Let’s lube things up a bit!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Hmpf…apparently bottled redheads ain’t welcome around here… sniffle
wanders over to the replicator Lessee…what to drown me sorrows in…tequila! gets a bottle of Jose Cuervo, same salt, and some limes and wanders off to the holodeck. Val Kilmer, here I come!!
Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict
“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
Falc, don’t worry, I accept you for who you are, or who you pretned to be
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
With all of the people in this jello, it’s starting to get rather full!
<slipping in the jello, Purplebear suddenly finds herself sitting down, almost completely submersed in the jello>
GLUBB, gluubbb. HELP! I can’t see where I am!
Somebody help me get back up before I drown in this jello!!!
Gluubbb, ulllp, uhhhhh…
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
pbear, hang on, I’m a lifeguard, and I’m coming to get you!
::dives in to jello, grabs purplebear by the rather large ‘handles’ she has, and brings her up on deck::
Oh no! she needs mouth-to-mouth… 
and mouth-to-breast…
and mouth-to-…
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
I hate to burst your bubble Vestal, but my red hair came out of a bottle. After Cristi insisted on showing me that she really was a redhead, I had to concede the point.
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
S’alright, I’m never one to stand on formality, especially where naked women and Jello are concerned.
This means I still love ya Falcon!
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Snork!
Huh? Whuzah?!
<Lexicon blinks and looks around.>
I think I passed out from the heat, and all the tequila.
<Looks around for purplebear.>
Hey darlin’! Where’d you go? I didn’t mean to pass out on ya, I was beguiled by your feminine charm and drunk from the cuervo.
Will you still be my date? Can I still be your oil boy?
You’re not mad at me, are you?
Hey, VB, what’s your secret?
<Splashes around in hot tub>
Eg, I’m looking kind of pruny. I think I need a break.
<stumbles over to teletransmogrifier and beams in an experimental drug called “hangaway”. Apparently, it combines the effects of viagra and all the best hagover cures, hence the name. Quaint, aint it?>
Mumbling: Adults: 1 half pill every 8 hours or as directed by a
Ah, srew it!
<takes a handful and chases ‘em with a big swig of water. goes into convulsions and then is better, ready for action.>
Anyone up for a game o’ beach volleyball?
Let’s warp in some nets and sand and such!
Hey purplebear, gimme some sugar, baby!
<Smooooooooch!!>
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Howdy all! Hey, did you know there’s a bowling alley on this ship? Had to try it out. Ya’ll ain’t lived until you’ve bowled nude!
Wow! Watermelon jello!
:::splort:::
I like this. I like this alot.
What the…hey, was that Watson swooping by in that Batman outfit? We’ve got superhero costumes? Well, ruffle my fur and call me Catwoman! Woohoo!
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