Guys and,... er... touching yourselves

[plnnr]

Now that was funny.

[Hamadryad]

*Originally posted by Eve *
"Oh my stars and garters!"

You cup your stars and garters as you fall asleep?

I understand the garters - I mean, sort of - but what in the unholy name of Barney are your “stars” ?!?!?!?!?!?