Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep, I tucked my penis and balls between my legs, as I always have done. I realized this was out of sheer habit, and that there’s a total of three ways to place your genitalia down to sleep.
[list=a][li] Penis and balls to the rear[/li][li] Penis to the front and balls to the rear[/li][li] Penis and balls to the front[/list=a][/li]
Out of idle curiousity, I wanted to poll the guys out there and see what the statesticle 
distribution was. I’ll start and say that I’m in the “A” camp.
It depends where she’ll let me stick it.
I sleep on my back. everything just kinda lays there.
This is just about the dumbest question I’ve seen here. Is there a contest? 
Peace,
mangeorge
Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.
I place mine in a jar, on top of the dresser.
Of course, they’re still attatched to my husband, and this used to make it difficult for him to get to sleep at night, but he’s grown accustomed to it.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
A dumb question? I think not! I’m fascinated.
My husband says that his stay to the front.
Cristi, you cracked me up!!
“he’s grown accustomed to it…” ::::hehehe::::::
Where do YOU stick it at night
In da pussy.
A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
They’re usually in my hands on those lonely nights…
But they’re always in the front.
You know what? I never even thought about it.
And you know what? I’m still not inclined to.
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Two weeks, four days, 3 hours, 38 minutes and 44 seconds.
726 cigarettes not smoked, saving $90.76.
Life saved: 2 days, 12 hours, 30 minutes.
No, this has got my vote for one of the dumbest questions yet, but of course I’ll answer it regardless:
I don’t do anything conciously. It/They fall as they will (unless there’s an outside force interfering of course - that changes everything).
On the bedpost. Trouble is, it keeps losing flavor there…
When I’m asleep, the little fireman and his two buddies do whatever they wish.
Still a former smoker
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
I sleep on my back & so does they.
“‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice.
'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’”
I didn’t realize this was something that had to be worked out. I wear briefs and mine are always in the same position.
Let’s See What’s Out There … Engage
I forcibly removed my husband from the TV set, read this thread to him, and asked him what he did. He refuses to answer. I guess I’ll have to turn the light on just as he’s going to sleep.
Lynn
This is funner than I thought.
Here’s my entry;
Do women sometimes lay on their backs with their legs apart to let air out “down there”?
I would, I think.
I promise to try not to visualize. 
Peace,
mangeorge
I usually just wrap it around my leg a couple of times.
I don’t think most men “tuck 'em away for the night”. Are they in some sort of danger? Large predatory cat - small hungry dog - rabid squirrel- Lorena Bobbit’s your new girlfriend?
[slight hijack] Reading this actually kinda startled me. My husband sleeps in the nude, so it seems weird to see someone sleep in briefs.
How many of you men were something to bed (briefs, boxers, pjs, etc.)?[/slight hijack]
trisha
To which “down there” are you referring?