Yes but to a lesser degree. I realized as soon it started happening and took appropriate action. There wasn’t enough urine to penetrate my boxers thankfully.
No comment.
Yes, I’ve had it happen. Not simply by poor attention, either.
It’s happened to me several times, but the only one I remember well was at a friend’s house. Totally soaked. I felt bad about it because I had to sit on my friend’s furniture. Wicker, fortunately.
I’ve had this happen, but it was due to unusual circumstances. Normally, when sitting on the toilet, my ‘guy’ points straight down towards the water. However, having just spent considerable time in a lake, I had considerable shrinkage going on which makes him point pretty much straight out. I sat on the toilet as usual and didn’t pay attention to where he was pointing and I noticed a stream shooting straight out of the toilet between the lid and the bowl and landing right in my pants. Luckily, my pants were swimming trunks and them being wet didn’t cause any attention. I felt pretty gross walking back to the lake, but a quick plunge took care of all of that.
Hey, the fishes pee in the lake, so I dont want to hear it.
I’m with you on this one.
My sweet darling maintains that there’s no possible way any pee gets on the floor in front of the toilet by any action of his, despite clear and convincing evidence to the contrary.
Why, for the love of Og and your mother/wife/girlfriend who’s cleaning the f’ing bathroom, can’t you just bend yourself over and give the floor a little wipe if you splash?
I recall it happening when I was about 4, and my mom was pissed (pun not intended) at having to clean it up. But these days, the junk tends to hang downwards as noted above.
I don’t understand how this can happen. Like brewha, my unit dangles down into the bowl while I’m sitting on the toilet. Do you guys have penises that point up in the air while you’re urinating?
I’m female, and if I lean too far back, I’ll pee straight across the rim and onto the floor in front of me. It’s good motivation to lean forward at least a little while going #1.
Telescopic penis.
No, seriously. I’m a grower, not a show-er. And it doesn’t grow for the purposes of urination.
The seat, no, I don’t. At work, I use a short length of TP to cover the infrared sensor mounted in the back of the fixture. See, it’s supposed to recognize when you’ve stood up, and then flush automatically; but it’s set too sensitive, such that it’s triggered if you lean forward too far. And with the powered flush assist models, that means you’re surprised by a stinky ice-cold geyser across your ass and tackle. A strip of TP over the sensor remedies this.
Hmm…My answer is ‘kinda’.
I’ve gone into the toilet in order to drop a biscuit and juice, only to discover that some of my short 'n curlies (well I guess they weren’t that short - more like ‘unruly curlies’) were…smothering my ‘hercules’ down below…The result being a spray not unlike putting your thumb on a hose.
Naturally I don’t allow this to go on long enough to leave a puddle, but I have had to change my skivvies and clean up because of it.
Usually this nightmare only occurs in the morning - and it’s only happened a few times.
Two days ago I needed a leak really badly, so I used the bus toilet. While I was standing peeing, the driver slammed his brakes on and the lid of the toilet fell, slapping my hand off Little Jim and causing me to pee all over my hand. Luckily the stream of pee went nowhere else on my person. So I finished off, then using my clean hand hit the “water” button to wash myself. Except some vandal had ripped the faucet off, so I got hit by a stream of cold water, right in the stomach and all the way down my suit.
You’d think that with Depends you wouldn’t have to worry about leaking.
I’ve had the ‘over-the-rim-onto-the-pants’ accident as mentioned by the OP, but the worst bathroom accident recently was this very morning.
Went to the bathroom here at the office, took a big, satisfying leak, in one of the rather toilet-like urinals we have, and leaned over and spit my gum out. The resulting splash had one errant drop that flew straight up, and landed on my chin!
How nasty is that?
With the exception of a couple drips, this has not happened to me.