Guys: How often does a lap dance end in orgasm?

I’ve received a few lap dances, but orgasm was definitely not going to happen.

However, while I was receiving one, I (and everyone in the vicinity) heard the girl in the next curtained-off nook saying
"Wait, did you… omigod, you CAME? CAN WE GET SOME TOWELS OVER HERE?"

By the time the stripper and I both stopped laughing, our time was up.

I’ve seen it happen. I’ve gone to a few strip clubs with my boyfriend, and at one of them the “private dance” turned into a handjob through his jeans. Result: sticky jeans and a hefty tab. We were both surprised by the handjob, since he hadn’t asked for anything special and I was sitting right next to him (admittedly grinning like a fox).

In the not-so-classy establishments that allow some degree of privacy, it’s quite common. I only know because pretty much everything has been offered to me in these situations. One local place had curtains, so that no one could see what’s actually going on inside. A subset of dancers supplement their income this way. Some of them do it as part of the dance, with no additional charge. I think their goal is to get “repeat customers”. Think about it. If you’re into that sort of thing, why would you risk NOT getting the “full service” with another dancer, when you know that you will with this one. Just for the record, I’ve never allowed them to go further than a traditional dance. It’s just icky.

Thanks to a recent string of bachelor parties, some of the girls at the local jiggly-room got to talking with us a little more casually than they might otherwise. The place is dimly lit at best, with lots of black lights, and the chairs were festooned with spots that glow. One of the girls commented that the glowing spots were semen. (She said something like “Yeah, it’s cum. It’s all over everything.”) A quick survey revealed that there wasn’t a chair in the place that didn’t have some luminescent goodness on it somewhere.

I don’t know if that’s accurate, but the girls seem to think someone is spooging in there. Make of that what you will…

Shit, I don’t even get a boner.

Eeew! Are all their customers aliens? (or maybe earthworms? slime. . . get it? :stuck_out_tongue: OK, OK, I’ll stop)

But why does it glow?

Yes, that happens once in a while in the “private rooms”. A public straight up lapdance came result in a male orgasm, but it’s rare. Some clubs have porno booths off somehwere where the guys can finish.

Having been to a few strip clubs, I’ve seen some activity that certainly looked like it was going to lead to ejaculation.

In most strip clubs, I would assume that sort of thing happens in the vip room… but we have a club in central Phoenix that is small, trashy and there is no vip room. There are chairs in every dark corner and I’ve noticed strippers going a bit beyond the standard wriggling to full on dry humping and even this interesting move where she kinda uses her knee/shin to rub his crotch for an extended period of time.

Not being male, I’m not sure if this leads to orgasm for them, but I’ve certainly orgasmed from dry humping before so I’m betting it’s possible.

I’ve often thought that black light seemed a bit too CSI for a strip club. I do NOT wanna know why the streaky stains on the wall only start at seated dick height. Ick, ick.

Lots of stuff glows under black light. I haven’t done a fully controlled experiment to verify semen is one of those substances, but again the point was that some of the girls believe it’s happening.

Actually, one thing I do like doing is seeing if I can throw a stripper off her “game”. For example, she’s all getting set to give me a lapdance and she has her serious suduction face on and I’m all pretending like I’m one of those dopey guys totally into her shit and next thing she knows, she turns around and I’m wearing fake Austin Powers retard teeth.

Well, I just meant that you were saying that guys seem to enjoy hanging out with girls who don’t give them any lip…whenever I meet random guys in bars, I like to say things that are weird and/or offensive/rude just because I can.

Hahaha - my friend, that is kind of awesome. I imagine there are some stripper who’d be pissed - but quite a few more who’d find it hilarious. And, honestly, who doesn’t want their work life to be more surreal?

Lol

I prefer a wizard’s hat

I second this. Hell, depending on where in Rural PA, the GIRLS are pretty darn scary.

As a side note, no matter what your fraternity brothers tell you, all strip clubs are NOT the same and you gotta go to one to get the experience.

A second side note: If the cover at Miss Lindsay’s near Harrisburg was $1, it’d still be too expensive. =P

I can’t imagine how it would be possible to nut during a lap dance; [possibly TMI] I have a hard enough time coming during oral sex [/PTMI]

That said, I knew a girl in high school who had a thing for de-virginizing boys, and she said a couple of them had ejaculated while touching her, prior to any direct contact.

Self-Made Man, right?

Never been lapdanced and didn’t know what one was until a couple years ago. (Did pole dances and lap dances evolve only since the late 1970s? It’s not what strippers did when I checked strip clubs out after coming of age. Would have fit in, just not what they did.)

I find that pretty surprising. Like others have said, I guess its possible if its a guy with a real hair trigger or something. I’ve been to several strip clubs over the years and had a couple of lap dances. They generally last the duration of one ‘song’.

The only time I got remotely excited from the whole deal was at a club in Acapulco, I was drunk and I’m pretty sure in Mexico they don’t have a whole lot of rules as to what the strippers can and can’t do (or where you draw the line between a stripper and prostitute- considering at this place you could kick over some greenbacks to take a shower with the stripper naked)

I guess to answer the actual question of the thread–it’d probably be possible with multiple songs, but it doesn’t strike me as the point. Never happened to me yet and I’m in the kind of marriage where my wife is buying the lap dances.

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead, but in reading this thread I see some of the most adorably innocent (or clueless) posts.

**I am going to give you the TRUTH about strip clubs and orgasms.
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**First my background and qualifications: **

I visited a strip club for the first time in 1984 on a trip to Vegas. Later, when I moved to Hollywood and started making good money in the film industry, I began visiting the clubs more after - that was around 1993. You could call me a “club regular” from about 1993 to 2002. Strip clubs have somewhat lost their appeal for me over the past decade, though I still visit now and then.

Also, I have over the years dated several strippers and/or become their friends. I’ve discussed this particular subject with them often, and I will be presenting that here as well as my own observations and experiences.
**My History with Lap Dances
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In the mid 1990s, in order to get my union card (film industry), I was forced to take a job at night - long night hours ended any form of social life I had. With a lot of excess money, I found myself gravitating toward strip clubs for some semblance of human social interaction - these clubs are open till 4 AM on weekends, and that fit my work schedule.

For the record, these were full nude clubs. The kind of lap dances and atmosphere at full nude clubs is MARKEDLY different from topless only clubs (if the former, no alcohol is served, while alcohol IS served in the topless and bikini venues). I will discuss the implications here later.

While at first I only tipped at the stage, eventually I met a nice girl and she talked me into a lap dance… and I had one or two. It was nice just feeling the girl against me, and we’d talk afterwords for some time.

At this point, it never occurred to me that someone COULD even have an orgasm in a lap dance, though I certainly became aroused from these.
But then, a couple years later it happened. I got a lap dance from a hot young girl who was utterly freaky… She didn’t just wiggle in my lap, she pounded her naked cootchie into my crotch - I was not only immediately aroused, but the way she was rubbing her private area against my increasingly erect penis, is almost felt as if we were having sex. About half way into the second song, I had one of the most intense orgasms I remember.

That changed lap dances for me forever. It finally made sense why someone would pay $200 for a half hour worth of dances.

IT IS SAFE SEX.

I became something of a lap dance addict after that. And eventually, started dating a dancer as well.

Along the way, I learned a few things which I’ll list here:
[ol]
[li]Not all girls will do the grind to orgasm - and this typically only happens in the full nude places, and is much less likely in the topless/alcohol serving places. There’s a reason for this: the topless/alcohol places make their money serving alcohol for the most part. The full nude places make their money taking a substantial cut from each lap dance. The full nude places, then, are targeted at selling lap dances.[/li]
[li]Many girls find it “gross” when a guy cums in his pants. Some girls seem to be really into it on the other hand. Regardless, It is important to tip them well for this service. [/li]
[li]A tip to find girls that are good “grinders”, is to watch them on stage - the good ones tend to touch themselves, especially around their coochie, when dancing on stage. (double tip, these are also the girls that are more likely to offer “extras”.)[/li]
[li]And on to extras: Yes, in SOME clubs you can get much MORE than a lap dance. In the “VIP” room of some clubs you can get anything from hand jobs to oral sex or even full intercourse in some cases (for the right price of course).[/li]
[li]And some girls may let you know you can see them outside the club (typically for a fee or course) once they develop some trust with you. [/li]
[li]And as I mentioned before, it is certainly possible to date a dance as a regular girlfriend - though I should ALSO say that they have told me that had I had an orgasm with them in the club, they would never have seen me outside the club in a social setting.[/li][/ol]
For me when I was into it, it typically took a good dancer two to three songs. If you go to a club looking for this, here are some tips:
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[li]It needs to be a full nude club, or at least a club that makes its money off of full contact lap dances.[/li]
[li]First and foremost, treat the girl kindly and with respect!!![/li]
[li]Be CLEAN, freshly showered and wear soft clothes. Dockers are good pants, and a nice pullover shirt (all cotton). Set sharp objects (your keys) jackets with zippers etc aside - you don’t want the girl to injure herself (or you) - and you want ot be as inviting as possible.[/li]
[li]MAKE SURE your PANTS are very dark, preferably black. If you have an orgasm in your pants, you don’t want to have visible stains as you are leaving. Seriously.[/li]
[li]Wear boxer shorts, not tightie whities. You need the loose fit of boxers. You may prefer silk boxers.[/li]
[li]You might find best results by “adjusting” yourself so that your erection points down for a better sensation. This also makes it easier for the girl to stroke it with her leg.[/li]
[li]While it is possible to put a condom on first to keep your pants clean, I found it tends to fall off - instead I just go straight or the mens room to clean up.[/li]
[li]I personally have never done the “extras” even if offered - the main attraction to me was a safe, no fluids exchanged, sexual experience. [/li]
[li]Some clubs have rules about “grinding back” others don’t. If you grind back at the girl, you’ll find out immediately if she’s into it - if she is, go with it - if not, then don’t get any more dances from her.[/li]
[li]And as mentioned before, you need to find a girl who knows how to get a guy off. Another clue is to watch them with another guy in a lap dance, and see how it goes for them.[/li][/ul]

I hope this answers the questions and speculations in this thread. If there are responses, I have subscribed to this thread and will respond as possible.
Have fun!
:wink:

I could see it happening if the guy was feeling ultra-horny and the girl and the dance was just right. But a routine occurrence, no.