Are there any jobs you haven’t had?
I got a lap dance by a girl who was squeezing my penis with her ass and I came. She was annoyed that my cum wet her clothing. She is giving lap dances so Didn’t see the problem. I will go to a strip car several times a year. I ask for a private dance and I cum every time. I am looking forward to the next time.
i meant strip bar, not car
Well then.
Yep, that’s uh . . . . .Yep.
Roddy
Did I tell you guys I got married? To this Thai chick I met about a year ago…
Okay, not really. 
You mean lap dances actually happen in strip clubs??
I thought they were all just whore houses.
huh, must just be Detroit
Uh, yeah. Do you know how fast places would get closed down if they were ALL whore houses? Or if ANY of them were? Outside of Nevada, you’re not going to find a whore house that’s advertising itself as anything close to resembling a strip club. (Massage parlors, on the other hand…)
You clearly have never been to a Detroit strip club. There is little “lap-dancing” taking place in any of these clubs. Many of these clubs have systems in place to alert the dancers and clients if police make a surprise entrance. They truly are little more than whorehouses.
Very often. I come prepared wearing a condom. And after a few dances i cum. They rub your dick with their pussy. Why wouldn’t you cum.
Some posters just can’t be replaced. 
reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies when i was growing up, Hollywood Knights.
the scene is with Newbomb Turk (Robert Wuhl) & a girl he almost has sex with Sally (Fran Drescher).
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bloodhound gang! right on. i like you kayaker.
don’t flame me anyone.
i didn’t revive the zombie, i just commented on it.
Back in the day I occasionally accompanied my friends to strip clubs but never had a lap dance. That said, I can’t imagine I could have had an orgasm from one. Having a dancer pay any attention to me made me feel self conscious and weird. I guess I was too aware of them “working me” for the money.
There was this one, time trials weekend in Indianapolis, 1986-ish… maybe could have. 
Oops, lap danced by a zombie stripper.
For her?
Everyone I can remember, why?
Join date Nov. 2011? Weird. Did not see that…um…you know.
Yes,true for some men.
Three of us attended a big boxing match in a city and stopped at a strip club. ( none located near where we live)
A “mousey” looking guy in his 30’s told us the girl’s name who was in the glass cage.
As the next girl entered, she pinched his ear and he turned sheepishly to us and said…" that’s Angel "
A guy with us said…" you must be here often "
The " mousey" guy denied it.
my buddy told him…" I’ll bet this your 2nd home and 90% of your paycheck gets left here every week.
If I go masterbate in the bathroom after the dance does that count??