I was browsing through some online personals (just for some kicks, I’ve never done internet dating before) and stumbled across this girl who I messaged. I just said g’day, here’s what I study, here are my hobbies - the usual. After telling me where she studies, she mentioned her political persuasion, and then had THIS to say…
That’s right boys, and she’s ALL MINE.
You’re a lucky, lucky man.
tell the doll to run along when it’s time for man talk, and pat her on the ass James Bond style - you’ll win her heart forever
And she is looking for men, why?
How can a man be (such) a (devout) feminist?
So, she likes to be on top…excellent. Maybe she could invite a few of her sisters to join in the fun.
Push the right buttons and your sure to get some action.
If you really want to get a woman like that excited, wait until you know the moment is right, you’re both comfy, and she asks what you’d like her to do. Lean over and whisper these magical words in her ear:
GET OUT IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMITCH! BRING BACK A BEER, TOO.
From what you’ve said about her, I’d bet she’ll be excited. 
I find it’s best to reward such devout feminism with a nice, firm, open-palmed slap on the ass.
My response would be…
“Oh… yeah… I love the feminine Box.”
Oh please… this like shooting self actualized, fully empowered fish that “own” their feelings in a barrel. Play your cards right and hot, unshaven, whole grain bread sweet lovin’ can be all yours.
I dunno. Look at how she phrased that. Looks like she’s testing you, man. If you respond by saying “Yeah! Down with men!”, she’ll conclude that you’re a desperate man who’ll say anything to get into her pants.
The right answer is: “No, such a patriarchy doesn’t exist but in the minds of feminist extremists. As for feminism: I’m all for equal rights”.
If I’m wrong and it wasn’t a test, she’s not worth it if she can’t deal with a stance like that.
You guys are just jealous that I have found her.
Puh-lease, you menare all SOOOO pathetic.
Typical guys. :rolleyes:
You’re sure to win her heart forever by replying.
“Yeah, yeah,yeah, feminism and all that. What I really want to know is do you spit or swallow?”
Coldfire, I suggested to her that perhaps she should use her opinions as pick up lines… in a LESBIAN BAR.
Actually my response was something like “As for feminism, I’m all for equal rights”. I’ll keep you posted what comes next.
“oh that’s just so precious. A femenist you say? That is just so cute!”
Simone??? I thought your name was SIMON !
I’m gay, gotta go, see ya…
And leave skid marks
“How can a man be (such) a (devout) feminist?”
Through training. I was trained once so I know it’s possible.
If this woman is a white-severely-able-body-person, I would ask her about women playing hegemony with people not so able.
Is she pretty Beastal?
Oh yeah, all feminists are unshaven, unshowered grassroots types, oh yes. Just like hippies but with a more aggressive agenda. Do you wear wife-beaters, drink Bud, and drive a Chevy?
Ask her if she spells women with a ‘y’.
Joke:
How many feminists to run a bath?
Answer: