" I would if she asked me."
If she looks over 18, say “too old”
Don’t do this.
You don’t really have to say anything out loud to point out a chick, just a little head motion is sufficient.
There is nothing wrong with appreciating someone for their physical attributes. If she is older than 25, she probably has to work at it which is admirable. She might have a PhD too or that may be the only thing she is good at. Who cares?
That is just guy talk but girls do it too. He doesn’t intend on either of you coming up with a gang rape plan. You don’t need to say anything. If you want say something witty, tell him you are seriously thinking about cutting down on the really hot ones because the fat chicks work it much harder in bed.
Drooling and slobber is generally considered bad etiquette.
Nothing wrong with a discreet glance. Women put a lot of time and effort into looking nice. It deserves some appreciation.
…and follow that up with the witty thing, right?
“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting.”
Suggested positive responses:
Hmmmm
MMMMM!
Oh, mama
(soft, low whistle)
Ummmm-hmmmm
Or, on the other hand:
Not my type
Seen better
Jailbait
Ehhhh
You forgot:
Va-va-va-voom!!
I think you’re expected to walk to her in a studly manner, tackle her to the floor and fuck the bejesus out of her. Then quietly walk back and proceed with your work as if nothing had happened.
Or: “That’s my daughter.”
But not both, right?
Just invite all the dudes over to your mom’s basement for a rousing game of D&D. They’ll forget all about girls in no time.
“too tall, too pretty. I like short ugly girls, especially if they are mean.”
Instead of “look at those tits,” try “did you know Oprah says 80% of women don’t wear their right size of bra? I bet that lady got fitted at the department store!”
Serious answer: A short glance, with perhaps a soft grunt of approval should suffice to maintain harmonious relations.
It would be awesome if you could make your eyes fall to the floor like the wolf in those old droopy-dog cartoons.
your friend was serving as the lookout. pack responsibilities dictate that you respond however you like and point out the next hot chick before he does.
- Open the set.
- Establish rapport with AMOGs.
- Neg her.
- Establish social value.
- Isolate.
- Run routine.
- Close.
Actually there’s a system of finely tuned responses that indicate:
a. whether you agree that the woman is hot or not, and
b. the degree of hotness/lack of hotness.
If you disagree that the woman is hot, you can question the speaker’s taste, eyesight, desperation, etc. Usually, this leads to a funny series of male bonding jokes.
If you agree that the woman is hot, it is polite to express how hot you think she is.
On the other hand, since I’m married, my friends usually expect me to downplay any hotness as a show of respect to my spouse, which I usually do.