I work with a bunch of dudely dudes. Quite often, an attractive woman will come in and they’ll point her out, usually saying something like “look at those tits” and “check out the girl in the blue.” I’m totally dumbfounded by what I’m supposed to say back. “Yeah, I, too, love boobs.” “She smells like the inside of my mama’s purse.” Does a simple grunt of approval suffice?
Help!
edit: I’m a straight male, myself.
No response necessary. It’s not intended as a conversation starter.
It’s best to motion towards her and grab your crotch, making loud grunting noises.
“That’s my wife!”
Loudly “Nice to see you again, Sister Mary Catherine.”
“Look at that hot chick”
“You like girls that used to be dudes??? Ewwwwww.”
“I prefer [insert different hair color]…”
“That’s not an appropriate comment for the workplace.”
Yeah, I’m not much fun at parties either.
schwingggg
Got it in one. Swivel your head at the girl for a moment and continue what you were doing.I
“Meh”
“She’s too pretty for you”
You’re not suppose to say anything, you’re supposed to check out the hot chick.
know
tellthe girl how you feel and talk to them and be more funny and to be noticed that you good looking guy .
You say “I hit that last night”
You’re supposed to say a number between one and ten.
I really hate being around guys like that. Sorry you’re having to put up with it.
You check her out and nod approvingly. Duh.
Just glance up, say uh huh, in quiet agreement, and go on about your business.
Start crying and run to the bathroom, cupping your crotch with both hands.
It’s in the delivery. “Wow, that woman is stunning!” comes across a lot less crass than “Check out the hot chick!” even though you may be thinking the same thing.