That’s an unrealistic scenario. Everyone knows women are only interested in seeing a cock if it’s thrust through a pizza or into the bottom of a popcorn container.
“The hell you say! THIS one’s eating my popcorn!!!”
(Punchlines, again. Even in Men In Black.)
A *lot of great answers in this thread. But this one deserved to be posted again.
But like Silenus said: “It’s a trap!”. So my answer, based on the limited info given is an absolute no. Though I also like the “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!” concept, esp if she’s reasonably hot. (But then again it’s still no, because I would not be satisfied with just a quick peek.)
Not as indicated in the OP. A few friends have asked and seen it, though.
That happened to me a few days ago. A famous Hollywood sex symbol came up to me and said…
No, wait, it didn’t happen at all. My mistake, I was thinking about the total stranger that asked for directions to the cinema.
Barring the obvious doctor/nurse/wife qualifications, a strange woman asking to see my penis is, by definition, someone I don’t wish to show it to.
Nope, no, nadda.
Man, I wouldn’t show her *your *cock.
(It dawns on me that the OP is most probably female considering the handle. Fuck it, it’s a passable line and it’s not going to waste.)
I’m a grower, not a shower. Even when I’m grown, there’s not much to show. My answer is no.
What does this mean?
A grower is a penis that is small when flaccid but becomes much larger when erect. A shower is a penis that’s big when flaccid yet doesn’t get much bigger when erect. Both kinds generally end up having the same dimensions in media res, but of course growers look far less impressive at PENCON 5.
Tonight I was hanging out with the guys when the impulse struck me. I said “Anybody want to see me play with my cock?”
Jeremy had just headed for the restroom but was in earshot and yelled “Unless he pulls a plastic rooster out of his pocket, that is SOOOO wrong!”
Proving my theory that many women don’t know this.
Hehe…PENCON 5…that got a good snortle out of me, it did.
If it’s still not making sense, consider that one type grows larger and the other type shows itself all the time.
I seem to remember the grower/shower terms causing confusion here before because people were misreading the former term as in “take a shower.”
PENCON 5 made me snort my pasta, too. 
Is that a euphemism?
The both of you are quite welcome. I long hesitated before leaving it, wondering if maybe it was too obscure a joke to work (that and people often mistake which way the DEFCON scale works).
Glad to know it isn’t :).
I have never taken it out and not used it, so to simply satisfy someone’s curiosity? No, I don’t think so.
Heh.
“Once unsheathed, my blade must taste blood. Well, not blood, actually, other fluids. The good ones.”