I am not familiar with the average swinger, but I may have encountered some this evening. I was wondering if I may have missed some hidden codes from the couple in question.
I was at a bar with my brother and two male friends. A woman who appeared to be in her forties flashed her vagina at us for about 3 hours. It began as if we happened to spy her glorious hole accidentally, but after the first half hour it was clear that she was clearly aiming her naked crotch in our direction. My group of friends went out to smoke and her male companion followed us. He joked around that we could obviously beat him up and offered to “go rounds.”
My brother started throwing pennies at my buddy’s crotch saying, “I just want to pay her for the show.” Her companion meandered by, picked up the pennies, and went for a smoke. We went out for a smoke and he made small talk about hunting.
The woman clearly got off on showing us her vagina. She would spread her legs, look up, smile, and leave her legs spread wide.
After about 3 hours of this my buddy’s wife and a female friend met us at the bar. Immediately shop was closed, no more pussy show. Did we just get a really strange free show or was this a swinging couple combing for a third?
to clarify: it was obvious to us that she intended for us to see the goods. what i was wondering was whether there were specific swinger codes embedded in her companion’s actions and also whether she was without a doubt inviting action or simply an exhibitionist or possibly a prostitute. bear in mind, no one present was particularly ready to jump at any theoretically implied offer.
I am no expert in these matters but isn’t the vagina the inside part? That you would need a periscope to see? I think the outer parts are called something else like “promissory notes” or “labia” or something or other.
If someone says “this girl flashed me her vagina,” I don’t think every non-ignorant person in the world would leap to the assumption that this involved a speculum and an exam table.
And yes, as the male half of this dynamic duo went outside to talk to you, I would assume that they were there to either pick up a third or pick a fight.
Watch a few comedies. It is clear that “vagina” in common usage has come to mean the collective female genitalia to the average person. Saying that’s not so is just dumb.
re: the OP
The lady and her gentleman friend may have been angling for a partner (or four… gangbangs do happen, after all). Or she may have just been someone getting off on her exhibitionism.
I think we can dispense with this whole “whatsa vagina” discussion by using the term “pussy” which generally refers to the whole kit & kaboodle. Now we return you to the OP.
