There are plenty of alternatives if “vagina” doesn’t cut it. Take your pick.
Also, wouldn’t “Aqua Vulva” technically be a douche?
Personally, I vote for “lonely fourtysomething staring down the road to menopause who doesn’t get any from hubby wants it from you – any of you, all of you, doesn’t really matter as it’s all hot dogs and hallways anyway.”
There is no way you can call it the Hairy Manilow and still get laid.
I’ll take the snatch with a side of coochie, please.
Talk about snatching victory.
I’m very confused by this sequence of events, especially the parts that I bolded. Also, was she hot? Was she “groomed”? The devil, as they say, is in the details.
Hee.
I can’t even open said link, my ISP blocks it (I’m at work).
Your life is better because of it.
I’m randy,
So I came and I left without breakfast
Then I sent you away…
Order up, one Big Muff and a shake!
It might have something to do with the word “penis” in the URL, which is buried under “muffy.”
The whole site is one big euphemism…
Yes and yes.
There doesn’t appear to be much left hidden. The woman was showing off. That might have just been exhibitionism, but if she’s smiling and clearly exposing, then it’s also a reasonable assumption it’s a request for attention. At a minimum, that warrants a hello (if there’s any interest). Add to it that the male companion spoke to you guys and offered “to go rounds”, that sounds like an explicit request to me. And I thought I needed a clue stick.
Nope. I’ve met some hot 40 yr olds, and besides, men are pigs (oink).
Well, if the male companion is her hubby, then there’s something off in that equation. I vote for swinging couple who like tag-teams and gangbangs.
Vulva. Vuuuuuulva. Vuuuuuuulvaaaaaaaaaah!
Yes! It’s got a good woody sound. Stout and steady.
Not like vagina. Va-jIIII-nah. Not at all. Too tinny a sound there!
Anyone wanna guess what I watched the other day?
Well, he did say it was an “open air vagina” so maybe it was cavernous and you could see all the way in. My impression from just the thread title was that it was going to be about some body-modification weirdness in which the vagina was kept open somehow.
I’m also one of those people, that if I heard someone say that he saw a woman’s vagina, would think it must have involved some kind of speculum. I never hear “vagina” used to refer to the whole genitalia package, but then again, I’m old. I would think most people would choose a nice slang word, like “snatch.” If you want to be clinical, use “genitalia.” But saying “vagina” gave several of us the completely wrong idea.
I would have to say “yes” your brother is one strange dude whose behavior I can not explain.
Why? Would seeing a 25 year old woman flashing be equivalent to a 25 year old man flasher to most men? To most men, a male flasher is not exciting, a willing female of reasonable attractiveness is.
Or were you implying that a woman in her forties wouldn’t be attractive? My 47 year old wife is pretty hot IMHO - she looks pretty much the same nude as she did when she was 25.
And a cheapskate.
Pennies?
Jebus, couldn’t he stretch to at least a dollar or two?
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The woman clearly got off on showing us her vagina. She would spread her legs, look up, smile, and leave her legs spread wide.
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Did it occur to you she may have wanted you to throw coins in, or beer bottles or bar stools or…
Three hours? Are you exaggerating? Even if flashing your genitals was some sort of secret subtle swingers code (in which case, let it be known that swingers love taking public transportation and often try to recruit school girls), if she did it for more than a few minutes I can’t help but feel that she was not all there. As in, mentally unstable and very, very creepy, no matter what her age.
I keep getting this visual…
My guess is that she’s just an exhibitionist. If they wanted your company I’m sure they could have asked straight out or at least done a better job of hinting at it.
If it was me talking with her partner I would have said something along the lines of “Aren’t you worried that all of the air is going to leak out?”
So her male companion was cool with you AND she was flashing you for hours?
Nothing “hidden codes” about that situation.
