Ha ha ha ha.... You will be so jealous of ME!!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Mr. Hugh Heffner is going to be in town Super Bowl weekend, and he is throwing an executive bunny party at an upscale club here. Guess who’s going? Muahahahahahhahahahahah!!!
My friend’s girl’s mother owns the club and he always calls me when they need extra bouncers. At first I was disappointed that they decided to use Tampa Police officers as the added security. But then I thought, well this means I get to actually PARTY there!! I don’t get the hundred plus dollars cash for that night, but it will be one hell of a party, and the beer is free.

Wadaya think? Should I bring a camera??

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bastard. I’m very jealous.

Yes, bring a camera and share the pics. :slight_smile:

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Nobody cares??? Geeez…

Did you guys hear what I said? I said “I am going to a Playboy Bunny party!!!”

Man, it is so hard to impress people these days. . .

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Well, we’re flying out the Miami Dolphin cheereaders for the ship’s Superbowl party.

Pth-th-th-th.

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Oh yeah?!?! Well I can look at and/or touch the beautiful taterbody whenever I choose! So there! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Well I have a tater postcard on my desk… so there!

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Yeah, well I have a picture of the taterasscrack stuck to my computer monitor! So phoeey on you! Pthhhh.

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I always thought strip clubs (and now that you have brought it up, Playboy Bunny Parties) were rather like a restaurant where they show you delicious looking food but don’t let you eat it.

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Yeah, but after you leave the restaurant don’t you feel inspired to cook up something tasty at home? :wink:

Of course, if you have no food in the house that could be a bummer…

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Well Nenno, I would be jealous if you were partying with a bunch of hot male models, but you aren’t so i’m not. So there :smiley:

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In that case, Doob, maybe you should be jealous of the Bunnies!!! (they get to party with me) :cool:

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So everytime you look at your computer you moon yourself?

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I, for one, am impressed!

Nothing quite like the awe and mystery of a playboy bunny. Be sure to kiss one for me.

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What’s the point of looking if you can’t touch?

No Thanks.

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Whoever said we couldn’t touch??? These girls are not going there to ‘model’, they are going there for the same reason I am- to get drunk and have a good time. If luck falls my way, one of them will get really drunk and I will start looking like (insert favorite stud actor here).

… Here’s hoping.

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Sorry, Bear, I’ve got a near perfect wife at home with soft curves no skinny ass, plastic Bunny could touch. (Hmmm, though I find that image woodening…)

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Sorry, Bear, I’ve got a near perfect wife at home with soft curves no skinny ass, plastic Bunny could touch. (Hmmm, though I find that image woodening…)

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Damn! Stoopid slow board… Although, I got off on reading that twice.

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mmm…bunnies…