I can’t find a cite on line one way or the other, but I remember from my scuba classes on Guam that island is at the top of a pillar that is thinner in the middle (slightly hourglass shaped). I can’t watch the video right now, and it sounds like the guy is just confused, but if any island could capsize, it would be Guam. It would probably take a tsunami, like the one that took out a couple of islands in Indonesia a few years ago, but it could happen.
Now that’s a low bar if ever I saw one.
Now isn’t everybody going to have egg on their faces if the Marines actually do capsize Guam?
I have no cite for this whatsoever, but I remember reading something about an island in the Atlantic that is slowly slipping into the sea.
When it finally gives way, it may cause a tidal wave - various calls have been made to shore it up.
I’ll try and find cites.
Cite with no credibility: Canary Island Mega Tsunami
Right: http://www.lapalma-tsunami.com/
Seems that he is referring to a BBC Horizon programme which claims that one of the canary islands is going to collapse into the sea, causing a huge tidal wave.
EDIT: BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Tidal wave threat 'over-hyped' and Hollywood fantasy? Tidal wave disaster is just waiting to happen | UK news | The Guardian
So islands CAN collapse, he’s just thinking of completely the wrong one.
Religious people, superstitious people, people who patronize mediums or dowsers, mediums, dowsers, conspiracy theorists. Lots of people believe silly things.
Nice, Dio.
Were they planning on putting more Marines on Guam at one time than they did when they invaded?
Ah, so it will only capsize if 8,000 tabasco-eyed toddlers ran to one side of the island.
That makes a lot more sense.
Damn, I am even funnier than I intend to be 
The real reason for my tAbasco spam comment is a little know Guamanian factoid. They LOVE spam. They REALLY love the special spam that has tabasco sauce in it.
So, the joke is two fer. Its Atlantis with Spam! or Its a cute reference to the BBQ pit thing with tabasco toddlers and parents from hell.
Fucking Christ! I’ve been had! And by of all things, tabasco-infused Spam!
shakes fist impotently
What they need is 8,000 yogic flyers. Johnson should switch over to the Natual Law Party.
I was just gonna say, we’re going to look awfully stupid if Guam actually tips over.
Probably the same number that think California could literally “sink into the ocean”.
[del]Not even counting the line about Guam capsizing, the guy sounds like he has an IQ of 75.[/del]
ETA: just saw the info about his medication. Apologies.
Just in case anybody thinks I am joking about Guamanians and tabasco spam because its April 1st, its honestly true. Or at least thats what one Guam family has been telling me for years.
Or turn out to be giant turtles.