Well, I ain’t tellin’, but his name wasn’t Adrian Herzog. My guy was not an Adonis, but he wasn’t bad, either. And he had other qualities appreciated by the superficial female.
I’m not asking you to say who, but did he promise to use a handy-dandy condom?
The girl my best friend married and later divorced once made out with Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound Gang.
Another girl I know went backstage and met Moby, who then tried to sleep with her. She wasn’t that kind of girl and he got kinda pissed off and verbally abusive (or so I done heard tell) over the rejection.
I escorted Fox News correspondent Molly Henneberg to our Junior Prom. There was no hanky panky involved, but she is a sweet girl and I get a real kick out of seeing here doing the hurricane coverage. We went to a small school with a graduating class of under one hundred and we were close friends in high school. She came from a very conservative religious family though and I am not sure she was allowed to date in the traditional sense.
I had relations with two individuals who were famous in certain circles. I got a kick out of the websites devoted to one of them because he is the goofiest dork ever in real life. I was dating the other guy when he started being “famous” and it was amusing to be in a room full of girls screaming his name. There were more famous people who’ve hit on me, but I never had sex/relationships with them so that doesn’t count. The oddest one was the direction of Sailor Moon.
Hub dated Holly Armstrong…sister of Billie Joe Armstrong for quite a while about 15 years back. I’m sure they slept together…does that count??? Billie Joe was apparently always a pretty wild guy.
I friend of mine, male, in the sixties was in a regional play starring a famous soap opera hunk. It called for my friend at some point of time to stand in front of this well-known actor while he was crouched down. Well, this actor would inexplicitly place his hand on his butt. When, my friend, turned to this actor to say “what?”, the actor said, “I hope you don’t mind, it helps me keep my balance.” Later on, my friend noticed that he did similar things with other people. When the play was over, after the cast party, when the actor left, everyone joked what a horndog this actor was. How he managed to find an excuse to touch the butt of every woman in the cast.
Was it Joe Thornton (Boston Bruins)? That’s always been my impression of him!
I had one date with a guy who was later a regular on “Hee-Haw.” I won’t tell y’all his name, 'cuz then everybody would mob me and want my autograph ‘n’ such.
All I can say about the date is that it’s not much fun to go out with somebody who is constantly desperate to make people laugh.
Junior Samples? Grandpa Jones?
Archie Campbell? The Hager Twins?
I’m really worried about you. You once said I reminded you of your dad. I would have you know that Jane Asher would have had to have been a cradle-snatcher to have been bopping the night away with me in 60s London. Yes, any year you choose to name in the entire decade!
And yes, I’m pretty damned sure it’s grammatical.