She snuck out of her house. In disguise. To go to a rock concert. Jesus christ, what a spoiled airhead. She provides me with an almost neverending source of amusement.
Great things are yet to come for this twit. I can’t wait to see it happen.
Oh, those zany, madcap socialites! I read in Liz Smith’s column that she’s hired a homeless man to act as her family’s butler.
Oh, please, Eve, Paris Hilton is no Carole Lombard. (She’s not even June Allyson.)
Carole Lombard had it going on…
My personal theory: Paris Hilton WANTED that sex tape released right as her new show is about to start, the one where she lives on a farm with Lionel Richie’s daughter. It’s “free” publicity, after all. Her family’s furor may be real, or it may be feigned to fan interest. I have no idea and don’t really care. I do think Ms. Hilton is a twisted wench but I agree with Ilsa_Lund that she’s rather hilarious, in a passing way.
“the tape may become public as early as this summer”
If you count the internet. it’s kinda already public… I used to have copy on my disk. Of course, I only downloaded it to see if there was anything to the claim she was drunk/impaired and taken advantage of, not to actually watch the filthy act of sex… 