Haiku Madness Part Deux

“It’s weary willy”
All I uttered when she said
"let’s do it again!’

“Let’s Do It Again!”
Second Cosby/Poitier
Film. Never seen it.

Film. Never seen it.
Scum’s all over the place. But
Film. Never seen it.

Film, never seen it
Concert, never been to it
I don’t get out much

I don’t get out much
Maybe just as well right now
Delta gets around.

Delta gets around?
I think you would have to ask
Gerald McRaney.

Gerald McRaney?
Try asking Delta herself.
She would know better.

She would know better,
And l know worse, as she knows
Me, and I know her.

Me and I know her
She knows me, myself, and I
Floyd knows us and them

Floyd knows, “Us and Them,”
And plays it on the git-tar
For Andy and Barn.

For Andy and Barn
Here comes lunch at the courthouse
Aunt Bee’s fried chicken

Aunt Bee’s fried chicken
In the frozen food section
At your local store.

At your local store:
Ten percent off of all the
Barbecued frog legs.

Barbecued frog legs?
How can you eat them when the
Little guy’s watching?

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Little guy’s watching?
No need for me to click link
Wheelie frog, of course

Wheelie Frog, of course
Was the world-renowned stunt frog
Well, until he croaked

Well, until he croaked
There was no way for him to
Attract a missus.

Attract a missus
Not as easy as one may think
Lawyers, Guns and Money

(repaired)

Attract a missus
Not as easy, one may think
Lawyers, guns, money

Lawyers, guns, money
I’m hiding in Honduras
Shit has hit the fan