Haiku Madness Part Deux

Back in February, 2010 I created Haiku Madness (link). At one point I strayed from the thread. I recently sought it out again only to find that it had been closed on 9/3/2020. Apparently threads max out at 10,000 replies.

So I did a search to see if anyone revived the game. I found “Haiku Madness – Even More Madness” thread. But, upon venturing in, I realized that it is not really HM (where your first line must be the final line of the previous haiku), but rather a series of semi- or unrelated haikus.

Nothing against that, but I’d like to continue the original concept.

This is my Post One from the original thread:

After posting a reply to this thread, I’ve come up with a new game that’s sure to sweep the nation: Haiku Madness .

Allow me to explain. The thread of note was about the disappearance of the actor who portrayed the character Boner on the old sitcom ‘Growing Pains’. The title of the thread: Boner Gone Missing.

I replied stating that Boner Gone Missing sounded like the beginning of an interesting haiku, which I then completed and posted:

Boner gone missing
She doesn’t shave her armpits
Wanna play Yahtzee?

Anyway, I thought we could make a game of this. The rules are simple: write a haiku using the previous poster’s final line as your first.

In other words, the first line of the next haiku is, of course, Wanna play Yahtzee?

Interestingly, the final haiku from the original thread is quite appropriate:

Was soul searching too
And I found Haiku Madness
I knew we need more

With that in mind, let us continue with:

I knew we need more
So, Haiku Madness Part Deux?
Are you in or out?

Note – there is already Haiku Madness - Even More Madness without the domino rule.

Are you in or out?
If you really cannot tell
Let’s just not bother.

From the OP:

So I did a search to see if anyone revived the game. I found “Haiku Madness – Even More Madness” thread. But, upon venturing in, I realized that it is not really HM (where your first line must be the final line of the previous haiku), but rather a series of semi- or unrelated haikus.

Nothing against that, but I’d like to continue the original concept.

Let’s just not bother
Reporting Donald Trump’s health
Unless there’s good news

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I started “Even More Madness” hoping to continue that thought, but somehow it got away from me…

Unless there’s good news
There will be just more bad news
That’s 2020!

That’s 2020
Words I want to hear only
From my eye doctor

From my eye doctor.
Where else would you think the tears
Were emanating?

We’re emanating
To Mars when we can
Oh! “Emigrating?”

Oh, emigrating?
Why anyone would come here
now–that escapes me.

Now, that escapes me
I said as I farted and
belched in unison

Belched in unison
Did we all when faced with lies
Just after dinner

Just after dinner,
Our plates delisciously laden
Now desolately empty

Seven syllables –
“Now desolately empty.”
A great second line.

A great second line
Spaced six feet apart, to get
Hamilton tickets.

Hamilton tickets.
Scoring, more exciting than
Going to the show?

Oops. I lost track of what I was doing. Nicely pointed out. :slight_smile:

Going to the show
Saw it once,will see again
That’s entertainment!

“That’s Entertainment!” -
Kelly and Astaire present
MGM prime clips.

MGM prime clips:
That’s Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer?
Yes, the lion one.

Yes, the lion won.
Gladiators have no chance
In the arena.