Haiku Madness Part Deux

To cover it all
Two replies with one end line
Very nicely done!

Very nicely done!
burpo to the rescue, and
on we go, my friends

On we go my friends
To the show that never ends
Ladies, gentlemen…

Ladies, Gentlemen…
I present upon the stage
The one and only…

The one and only
Reason I eat way too much:
Food tastes so damn good

Food tastes so damn good,
which is for the best, clearly;
Darwin says: must eat!

Darwin says: must eat!
In many ways Darwin was
Much like my granny

Much like my granny
I speak in public meetings
Often to object.

Often to object
is to become annoying,
trial lawyers know

trial lawyers know
Sovereign Citizen dupes
a pain to avoid

a pain to avoid
Putting staples in your balls
Will make you testy

Will make you testy
When you’re in school and you have
Too many exams

Too many exams
And I’m ready to punch a
Doctor in the nose

Doctor in the nose:
miniaturization’s
newest tiny feat

Newest tiny feat
by the very young kitten:
Stand up and say mew!

Stand up and say mew!
Yeah, right. Like a cat gonna
Listen to orders

Listen to orders
and follow the five, seven,
five haiku pattern