Haiku Madness Part Deux

Eight tons of space dust
might drift down over Woodstock.
Remember our hope?

Remember our hope?
We thought we could change it all.
Where’s evolution?

Punctuation may be altered. Words and letters may not.

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ETA: Give/gave was probably not intentional.

Where’s evolution?
Darwin thought it’s everywhere
A smart British dude

A smart British dude
Rocked his lead guitar behind
Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury
Is a dead British guy who
Used to make music

Used to make music,
or you can stir soup with it.
It’s called an oboe.

It’s called an oboe
And that dude’s an oboist
He blows mighty wind

He blows mighty wind
much better than breaking it
you know what I mean

“You know what I mean”
Hit song by Lee Michaels back
In '71

In '71
The US and China held
A ping-pong ding-dong.

A ping-pong ding-dong
To be most effective, would
Be made out of wood

Be made out of wood
or be made out of flesh; I
prefer the latter

Prefer the latter,
or prefer fish in batter.
It doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t matter
If you win or lose the game.
Either way - you suck.

Either way - you suck
Oddly, means the same thing as
Either way - you blow

Either way - you blow
South or north; the wind is still
Moving air around.

Moving air around
is the A/C’s job, you know
and cooling it, too

and Cooling It Too,
the famous Belgian rapper,
is the headline act.

Is the headline act
Ever going to come on?
It’s past my bedtime