It’s past my bedtime,
but the late movie is on:
The Blob Eats Blawnox!
The Blob Eats Blawnox!
Is shocking to hear. Please, Blob,
Please eat COVID up.
Please eat COVID up
Then get yourself up to Mars
And crap it out there
And crap it out there
where it can’t hurt anyone
until kingdom come
Until kingdom come
is often said by people
thinking that’s never.
Thinking that’s never
The wrong answer: Think I’ll have
Another taco
Another taco
With lettuce, cheese, and carne
Put it in my mouth
Put it in my mouth
Said the toddler, talking ‘bout
Well, every damn thing
Well, every damn thing
emerged from Hell to bug me.
Go away, damn things!
Go away, damn things
You are watching my every
Move I’ve had enough
Move! I’ve had enough!
You hog the whole damn bed, wife!
Get back on your side!
Get back on your side.
You know i really hate it
when you’re on your front.
When you’re on your front
Lawn, neighbor kids encroach, do
You spout a cliche?
You spout a cliche?
I shall respond with a trope;
pretty much the same
Pretty much the same
Half a dozen of one, and
Five of the other
Five of the other
Team is not near enough to
Beat one on my team
Beat one on my team,
and we shall beat you also.
Solidarity!
Solidarity
Means we are all together
If it’s good for me
If it’s good for me,
It must be good for you too
Unless it isn’t.
Unless it isn’t
clear, I do hate cooked carrots
please don’t serve me them