I try to write a
poem. I try to write a
poem. I try to
tie my shoes
but my brother pushes me
onto the wet grass.
I get up and run
after him to beat his butt
but he’s much too fast.
A “freaky little cat Haiku” from Get Fuzzy:
I love catnip mice
It’s why I chew their heads off
They’re good for breakfast.
One of my own:
Tech. support callers
Dumber than a box of hair
God! They’re idiots.
Out of work again
No more sales jobs, please? Burned out.
Hire me to draw stuff!
Leather Jacket and
Motorcycle Bad Ass. Hmmmm…
Overcompensate?
Windows ME crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.