Hail to the Chief, he needs more room for his nutsack

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[disclaimer]I searched the archives and found nothing on this. If duplicative of a thread I overlooked, I apologize.[/disclaimer]

The LBJ library has released a new set of tapes. One involves a phone conversation between the leader of the free world calling the CEO of Haggar and ordering pants. Since my sound is wacky right now, I only assume this includes the portion where LBJ mentions his nutsack and his bunghole.

A generation of political historians mourns.

[link is in .mp3 format]LBJ, our esteemed leader

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I didn’t know the president ordered his own pants! I would have thought he’d get someone to do that for him.

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At least he wasn’t swapping tips on how to self felliate (spelling?)