Honestly, an ad in today’s newspaper proclaimed that astonishing bargain.
I signed up. I orderd two hairs.
Hair-splitting will get you four hairs.
The best thing about the deal is, the hairs can be of unlimited length. This means that you can cover your whole head with one hair, wrapping it around and around. It’s the ultimate combover!
Will they give credit for hair removed from one’s back?
Where are you going to put them?
I think he should get two long ones, and fix them up like antennae.
Everyone will say “Man! Get a load of those whips!!”
You may have to put a tennis ball on 'em though. Keep 'em from making a mark on your head.
In my ears or nose.
I’ll sell you two of mine for half as much.
It is a scam! I know for a fact that they are pubic hairs.
Get three, then you can have a braid.
I’m sure they would make a fine addition to your chest. Even if you twisted and waxed them, you could make a “chest horn”.
Unique, you would be.
As for your ears and nose, It wont be long before those grow out on thier own.
If you folks will raise the money, I’ll get a racing stripe of hair down my back.