Half-eaten wife used as bait to trap killer Tanzania lion

At least they didn’t select “Woman Drives Lion To Drink”.

‘you can lead a Lion to a half-eaten wife, but you can’t make him eat’?

Kudos is interesting. Since we’re so used to hearing it as plural, I want to think of it as plural… but then the anal retentiveness kicks in and I want to say kudoi.

In my estimation, she’s still his better half.

They’re having the memorial service over at the litter box.

[George Jones]
She stopped nagging him today…

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