erislover- I’ll happily admit that some of these girls are “attractive” in the sense that they are good looking, cute, whatever. What they are not is sexually appealing, but they when they wear clothes that are designed to accentuate sexual appeal my mind reacts like that for a second. When I find myself checking out a 12-year-old girl in the same sexual way as I might a peer, it is disturbing to me. It doesn’t last, but it’s bizarre to realize that I was in that mode for a second in relation to that girl. I think a lot of adult men had the same experience when they saw the most recent version of “Lolita”- they thought the idea of having sex with a young girl was reprehensible, but they also found themselves very attracted to a 15-year-old Dominique Swain because of the way she presented herself. That was art that made people begin to understand something they thought they had nothing in common with. In that spirit, I present this piece.
Lucki Goes To The Mall: A Play in one act.
Lights come up on a a large fountain in a generic mall. Around this fountain people are walking past from store to store, carrying bags. Near the fountain KARYN, a provacatively dressed 12-year-old girl is lounging with her friends (who are at the mall all the time and maybe make one purchase for every 2 hours of mall time). Enter LUCKI. LUCKI is an upstanding 17-year-old leaving the mall with his efficiently acquired purchases. KARYN has her back to him and bends to pick a coin from the fountain
LUCKI’S BRAIN: Hmm, tight shorts riding looowww. Hoo baby.
KARYN stands up straight
LUCKI’S BRAIN: Damn! That’s one small shirt! Yowza.
KARYN turns toward LUCKI to speak to a friend
LUCKI’S BRAIN: Dude! She’s only twelve! Aww man!
LUCKI: What’s wrong with you, brain? She’s twelve! You’re messed up!
LUCKI’S BRAIN: Don’t blame me, Captain Pervo. You were in to that!
LUCKI: Dammit, I couldn’t tell! You’re worrying me. Don’t be checking out twelve-year-olds, okay?
Enter DERANGED GENTLEMAN, a man of about 35 with a bomb strapped to his forehead. He is dressed only in Crisco and sprinkles
DERANGED GENTLEMAN: I’ve had enough! Yesterday I slapped a six-year-old’s ass!
DERANGED GENTLEMAN detonates his bomb and everyone dies.
THE END
LC