One of my greater goals in life as an actress, is, of course to win an Oscar. What an honor that would be! What recognition…what joy.
I’m pretty sure I would cry. I’m pretty sure I’d be flustered and unable to speak for a minute. And certainly, I’m not saying that I would make the greatest speech ever written.
But Halle.
HALLE.
Pull yourself the fuck together. Good GOD.
Do you actually think that you have made some great stride in U.S. race relations by winning an Oscar? Has it really been 74 years of non-stop racism from the Academy, with active prevention of african american actors being recoginized? You know how many people have been beaten or died or MURDERED in the cause of civil rights and because YOU win an OSCAR for ACTING IN A MOVIE you proceed like you’ve finally uncovered the ark of the fucking covenant.
You are not Rosa Parks, you are not Martin Luther King Jr. You are not even Sydney Poitier. You were the best actress this year…and we gave you a statue for it. Kudos.
We’re all happy. Thank God you vindicated Dian Carroll…:rolleyes: who everyone knows was cheated out of an Oscar for…
um…
wait…I’ll think of it.
I mean really…you had me wishing for Julia Roberts’ speech…and that’s really saying something.
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