Ok, wear the new testament robes, put a slice of toat over each ear, and go a Grilled Jesus Sandwich.
I’m just spitballing here.
Toat? Hmm. Is that like a stoat?
Of course I meant slices of toast.
I’m sorry, that was probubly the first misspelled word on the Straight Dope.
They’d probubly kick me out if I wasn’t a Charter Fuckin’ Member!
I’m going as Irish Jesus. I’m gonna turn water into whiskey, well the reverse anyway…
:: soothing nurse’s voice ::
Time for your pills, Mr. BMalion.
I’d pay money to see you in a nurse costume.
That’ll be a hundred dollars, please.
Maybe you could just POUR water into whiskey…
And ruin two good drinks? 
Well, I’m pumped about coming to this one. I need to get on my horse and email SDMB members who don’t always show up (tomndebb–are your ears burning?)
Dang, I forgot to mention what gender.
Does your horse have Wifi?
well, he is a moderator.
I might not be able to make it on the 30th after all. Something’s come up. I’ll keep you posted.
Well I’m around Cleveland more or less until the 17th of November if y’all would like to go for a pub quiz or whatnot before then.
Yes!
OOOH yes, pub quiz! Especially if your darlin’ girl is with you to help us with the Contemporary Music category! I just broke one of the glasses we won last time, so I need to win another one!
Two at least, maybe more. And some other activity. Great news.
Ya, c’mon guys we gotta pull together for some more glasses, let’s win just one for Kittenblue!