tigg, MC and Nymysys, I’ve moved you guys over to the “yes” column! Hooray!
Well, after listening to everybody talk about it this weekend in Chicago, I am thinking about possibly attending OhDope. I talked to my hubby about it last night, but he didn’t seem very keen on the idea. I still have two months to work on him, but we will see. Just put me in the “maybe” list and we will go from there.
You’re there! 
So, if I show up and we have to dress like our usernames, does that mean I have to walk backwards all night and pretend that I’m talking out of my ass?
Well, okay, the talking out of my ass thing isn’t such a stretch, but still…
Anyway, this might be an outside possibility for me. Depends on whether or not the state coughs up my overtime pay before Halloween.
Bunny, how many people are we up to? Think, what is the square footage of your place?
I can it now… Think’s apartment building will collapse under the sheer weight of all these people bouncing off the walls. As he’s crawling out from under the rubble, an AP correspondent will overhear the words, “The rest of the Dopers aren’t going to believe this! It was like a bomb going off!”
The Sunday’s NY Times Headline:
“34 Die in Apartment Collapse, Worldwide Terrorist Drug Syndicate Blamed for Bombing”
And in the side bar:
“President Bush Orders Immediate FBI Investigation of Straight Dope Organization”
Well, my place is ~1,100 ft[sup]2[/sup], but the “main” is going to be at the clubhouse, so nya-nya-ne-nya-nya!
Though I guess I suspect the secondary, aftershock party will migrate to either my place or the “spare” apartment, so I guess I’ll look into the structural thingies and stuff.
Bunny and I were talking about the numbers so far and she said we’re around 40 or so. Pretty good for two months out, eh? I guess I’d better make sure I make plenty of harry buffalo.
Absolutely the yes column, Bunny. I’m not sure how I’ll get there or where I’m staying or what I’m wearing, but I’m by-gods going to OhDope.
<mutter, grumble, you guys WOULD have a ChiDope when I’m out of the country, bitch, whinge, moan>
Leave it to a ninny like mrblue to turn a perfectly innocent Dopefest into some kind of Doperdämmerung…
Personally, I feel that the destruction of think’s apartment complex is well within the realm of acceptable losses at a gathering such as this one. I mean, as long as we have fun, right?
:::ahem:::
Dear Mr. Shadowfox:
Please allow Mrs. Shadowfox to attend the Halloween OhDope at Mr. thinksnow’s house in Columbus, Ohio. We promise to take very good care of her, and bring her back in (mostly) one piece. We won’t let her do anything we wouldn’t do ourselves…and I also know that you aren’t going to buy one single, solitary word of my BS, are you?
Okay, I’ll try a different tack:
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE can Shadowfox come to Ohio? Pretty please with cinnamon & sugar on top??? :D:D:D:D
Ok, folks. I have transport.
Now all I need is a costume and a roomie. So, who wants to sleep with me?
Could someone tell me the date of this thing? I read through the whole first page and didn’t see it. I don’t think I can make it through six more pages…
More than likely it’s the weekend after the L.A. Dopefest, and if that’s the case, there is no WAY I could do both, short of a lottery win or something.
My hubby’s response to this was “it’s what they would do that scares me”. I will let you all in on a little secret. It doesn’t bother him to let me attend these Dopefests. He trusts me enough to let me go. It is more a matter of finances. This Chidope I just attended was something we could not really afford, but I went anyway and now it is going to take us a while to catch up on our bills. I would really like to attend OhDope, but I’m not going to be able to give you a definite answer for at least a few weeks. I have to see how our finances are going to look.
Okay, back to the gratuitious flirting
We love you and everything, Shadowfox, but don’t get the furniture repossesed for our sakes. 
Being one myself…are there alot of Ohioians here?..Chava
boli, its the 27th of October.
Be there or be square! And Shadow made 36, if I didn’t forget anyone.
Me! Me! Me!
::Frantic waving of hand like a schoolkid needing to use the bathroom::
Ninny? I’m being called a “ninny” by someone using obscure German phrases? Well then, you’re just a… a… a poopykopf. 
No argument here. How can you call it a party without carnage and mayhem?
What do you mean, “In Project Mayhem, you do not ask questions”???
You know what, all’y’all are right and it’s not like I actually live there, anyway!
boli, from the OP:
You’ve got to make it, it’ll be the final chapter on the four-part wooing of you. Haven’t you noticed the carefully arranged timing of DopeFest participation? Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag now. Bummer.
I guess I should’ve been more clear: I was wanting to know whether the date had been changed over those six pages. I wasn’t willing to read through all of them. Do I look less like an idiot now??
Oh, and thinks? I think you’ll have your hands full with the women already attending. You won’t even miss me.
But I’d miss you! I hardly got to talk to you at ChiDope! [sub]come, come, come, come, come[/sub]