Me, too, boli. I haven’t seen you in ages. C’mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon. For me? I’ll whine and whinge and pummel you with email if you don’t. 
boli, darling, this isn’t one of them-thar “it’s on this date, no wait, it’s the next week…hold on, make that the previous Wednesday…” DopeFests, this is a set-in-stone, it-is-when-it-is OhDope! And you’ll be missed certainly, not just by me, but by the Teeming…uh…Many others that have been developing a fondness for you. 
Y’all are very sweet. Why does this have to be ONE WEEK after the big L.A. shindig? Seriously, I just don’t see myself flying two weekends in a row.
Nymysys, I’ll make you a deal: I had so much fun in Chicago (and the drive was a breeze, moreso than I remember), that I’ll come back soon and we can catch up and party and all that. I promise!
boli, sweetie-pie, you know my doors are always open for you. Maybe we should start the first ever ALL-GIRL CHIDOPE!
Where’s Veebs when you need her? She might come outta the 'burbs for some girltalk and bourbon.
'Cause you KNOW I’ll stay up all night.
Oh my GOD, the havoc we could create all over Chicago with an all-girl Dopefest! It would be so much fun - the boys would be seething with jealousy. Consider it a done deal. And yeah, we’d definitely have to get Valerie to come.
You are ON, chicka. Email me and lemme know a good (tentative) weekend. We’ll start a thread and cause Chi to burn for the second time.
Whaddya want to bet think starts an "Oh, YEAH? We’ll have an all MALE dopefest! thread right after?
We now return you to OhDope.
Somehow, I think he’d be gunning to get into the all-girl Dopefest before he’d start a coutner-fest of his own. But maybe I misread some signals.
Shhh! That was my idea first, remember?
Um, Nym, are you on crack or something? What the hell would the point of an all-male dopefest be? 
I can think of many, many points to an all-male Dopefest.
Heh.
:::flee!:::
Guy-on-guy lapdances?
Yeah. And just who would make the food and do all the work? hhmmm?
So…strippers*?
[sub]Other than the normal female Dopers, that is.[/sub]
Psssst… boli… who’s gonna feed me Pucker until I’m sick if you don’t come?
::gives boli the puppy-eyed look::
::whimpers for extra effect::
Mmmmmmm…Pucker…sweet Dimatappey goodness…
I’m sorry, where was I? Ah, yes. I was just about to take a trip to the liquor store.
Ugh! Hasn’t anybody ever told you girls just how nasty that Pucker stuff is? I can’t drink anything that reminds me of cough syrup.
So…is anyone driving from Cleveland who could pick us up?
See, but Dimetapp is a good cough syrup. Pucker is for those of us with too much dignity to be Robitussin fiends.
Hey…that was directed at me, wasn’t it? Just because I gave ts one doesn’t mean that I’m a slut, and will lapdance any guy in the joint.
Dude, please. We know you. You tramp.
