Woohoo! I leave work in 12 minutes!
Why is that especially “woohoo”-worthy? Because my shift isn’t up for 3 hours, 12 minutes. But the boss is taking our group out for a steak dinner and beers.
Good boss. Good. 
There is absolutely no chance in hell that my boss would do that…ever. I’m am jealous.
Your boss is taking you out to dinner?
I must’ve missed something in the employee handbook as I’m taking mine out to dinner tomorrow. :dubious:
It’s his birthday. 
Want to trade?