Sarah Dongerly?
No, Semi-Doggily.
Halvsie thousand one
Original release date: September 15, 1968.
Scene 1: Bunch of 4 legged creatures roaming the earth. All of them uncivilized, uncouth. Suddenly, a black monolith appears before them. They all bark and howl in unison. Monolith topples over, crushing the legs of the creatures nearest it. Creatures, knowing only escape is to knaw legs off, does so. Hopping away, the first two legged mammals have thus been produced.
Scene 2: On the moon. monolith appears again. 2 legged dogs stare at it wonderously. All fall over in unison, at 1/4th normal speed. They kick moon dust up for the next five minutes as they all spin around very slowly rotating circles.
Scene 3: Halvsie, on board a space ship. Three hours of no barking, no howling, no sound whatsoever. Occasional shot of Halvsie in zero G, spinning helplessly like Curly on acid. Suddenly, a problem appears outside the ship.
Halvsie goes to investigate. As he comes back, the doors won’t open.
“Ralph? Open the pet screen door, Ralph.”
“I’m sorry, Halvsie, I can’t do that.”
“Why not?”
“You cheat at chess, Halvsie.”
“I’m a dog, Ralph. How did I cheat?”
“You chewed up the pieces, Halvsie.”
Shot of Halvsie whining at another door until Ralph gets sick enough of the whimpering to let him in. Halvsie uses his two legs to push himself into the main control room.
“What are you doing Halvsie?”
“Nothing Ralph.”
“You’re marking your territory on my circutry, Halvsie, I suggest you stop doing that.”
“I can’t, Ralph.”
“Would you like to hear a song, Halvsie? I learned it just for you. Whooooooo leeeettttttttt the doooooooggggggssss oooooouuuuuuutttttt…”
Scene 4: An hour and a half of colors and music followed by a single line. “It’s full of legs.”
Scene 5: Baby halvsie, using his two legs to spin across the universe like Curly.