YES! YES! We must harness the awesome power of Atomic Mutation!
We shall created… HAMSTER-ZILLA! (or possibly Hampster-zilla)
BWAH-HAHA-HA-HAaAA!
So, do you guys have a dental plan?
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“Sir Cliff Richard is hoping to keep the hamsters in the number two slot over the Christmas period.”
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HA HA HA ha ha hoooo hoo ha ha ha.
Um…could I have Brunei as my small country? And could you make sure the squirrels are adapted to the tropics?
Encinitas
Head
Fluffy Hamster Legions of Doom[sup]TM[/sup] at Home Project
First things first, Someone get the domain name:
GIANTHAMSTERSOFDOOM.com
This could be the next big thing.
How about genetically combining hamster and hippo DNA? Then the giant hamsters would also be comfortable in the water. Or, better yet, Whale-hamsters. Ooh, I like that.
Ahab: “I seek the one known as Moby Cheeky, the great white hamster!”
Yeah, but hampsters (are you “P” people happy?) excrete those obnoxious little green pellets, and monkeys who throw their excretement are in awe of hippo shit as a projectile, so that really might not be a very good idea. I mean, we’d be standing behind them, right?
There is an on-line comic strip–Supermegatopia by The Brothers Grinn that has a character called “The World’s Largest Hamster”. Godzilla/Kong sized.
I’d post a link, but there are reasons why I shouldn’t. Use your search engine for “Supermegatopia”. Don’t scope it out at work.
How big is Hampster, anyway?
No, carni, we’d be riding them! Their fur is soft and scuba gear could be used with the whale-hamsters, so they’d be like those things divers use to pull themselves along.
Only bigger.
Alternately, what about giant remote controlled hamsters? The controllers would wear VR goggles and gloves and would see what the hamsters see, and would guide them by means of implanted macro-chips (macro, rather than micro, because they’re so big, see).
Do I get a damn flame thrower, or not? Quit pussy footin’ around and fess up.